Olivia Kate Kempley

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

blessed?? mf look at her face 😭

[B e a r m a x x e r @centristpeater]

Is inviting a girl to your air-conditioned home in Europe similar to inviting her to your yacht in America

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Men.
You can't get pregnant.

Sit down when abortion is discussed.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

respectfully… why did nobody in my bloodline lock in and secure the generational wealth before i got here?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks for? I should get a 15 minute break every hour to eat cheese.

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

*baby crying on plane*

Guy beside me: "Can there be anything worse than a baby crying on a plane?"

Me *pulling out my bagpipes*:

"Let's find out.'

[Kylie @diaryofkylie_]

My 5 year old son is autistic and loves playing with friends, but the second he's done, he's done. The other night we had a bunch of friends over and he randomly stands up and says "alright, thanks for coming guys, can you go home now?" 😭

[ً @prinkasusa]

This man murdered his pregnant wife then strangled both his daughters and threw them in a water tank. This is the picture they use when they speak about him. Privilege is really wild to me.

[S1dTR0tt3r147 @S1dTR0tt3r147]

It's impossible to overheat on Elizabeth Line trains, the AC is SO good. A fitting tribute to a woman that produced a sweatless child 😍

[la bilancia ♎️ @Dekaytra]

I wish I was outside that day smh

[Connor Humm @TikiTakaConnor]

In a bar in New York. Locals sing “USA USA USA”

England fans respond: “Jeffrey Epstein he’s one of your own.”

[🪷 @Sheksteroidszn]

My underboob sweat can restore the water ai has wasted

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Just remembered they used to pick ONE MOVIE on planes and we all had to watch it TOGETHER😭😂

[ciara! :) @0nthewr0ngway]

"easyjet have sent an update on your flight"
me: oh god it's gonna be cancelled it's gonna be cancelled
easyjet:

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

The Worlds dumbest fucking President thinks foreign tourists are issued United States passports.

[S.V. Dáte @svdate]

Ummmm … US passports are used by US citizens traveling abroad.

Welcome to what?

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Japan vs Brazil in the round of 32

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Is there anyone even left in the Netherlands

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

you cannot afford to miss a single DAY of british politics

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away