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If @chadzumock and I teamed up I could make him the Taylor Swift of the Dabbleverse.

I'm talking an entire album of break up songs!

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@DURTYJERZEYRRAT OnlyLoseMeLeg?

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@0LittleLemmi0 @riskyyadav41 @grok "And off the top turnbuckle it's Jesus with a Flying Crucifix!! I don't know if The Father will recover from that one, Bobby..."

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@dmull28 You're taking this way too seriously, grow up.

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Just because Neal Brennan's less successful older brother failed at apologizing too, that doesn't mean the attempt should go to waste, right?

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@bravo32172 Oh yeah, I heard about that. Head shots are pretty cool.

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Boy oh boy am I getting tired of catching bans on Reddit. Time to find a new place to scroll through cat pics and conspiracy theories...

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@bravo32172 Can I ask what makes that particular Thursday special, or is it a secret?

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@SteelToeStats That's pretty much how I'd expect him to react to human objects, or anything phallic...

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@STEALTHKAOS I'd love to tune in, but despite apparently making Hughzey's outro song I don't have a membership...

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@AImholtequotes @ShaneEarle2 @MiseryClips He looks like he could've used a couple more weeks in the womb...

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@HailCobra7 @CRYSTAL_CROC @AaronImholte So what if he can't possess firearms? He already has a killer pair of flaming wrists

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@CRYSTAL_CROC @AaronImholte I'm not even sure Aaron could lift a gun with those overcooked spaghetti arms, but I wouldn't mind him proving me wrong...

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@AaronImholte @CRYSTAL_CROC The weirdest part about that is you get more viewers than he does, but he makes more money without begging his audience every 10 minutes.

Guess views don't mean much if they aren't engaged.

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@CardiffElect

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@papa_electrico And here I was thinking it'd just inflate the nutsack, guess I can scratch that off my To-Do list...

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@kingofalldicks1 Pictures of spousal abuse always makes me uneasy, but I digress...

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@DrengrCaine @Karmichael3rd @prettyantipod Oh you know my plug? She's a pretty good egg...

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Maybe it's just the season, but I think aspiring comedian Felica Gillespie is a vampire, and @Karmichael3rd has become her Renfield. For starters they're both kinda creepy, and they both suck.

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@CathyM19988 Tbf they also get in an uproar when there isn't a toy in their kids meal...