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Hoping these tweets can make you laugh .... or at least smile!

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In California, it is illegal to eat an orange in your bathtub.

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Approximately 800,000 Americans are masturbating at any given time.

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More money is spent each year on alcohol and cigarettes than on Life insurance.

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@TrayKapone No problem dude. Peace!

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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EVERYBODY FOLLOW @21libyCalope Peace!

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Ok guys im start updating this page again. how many posts a day you guys want?

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@21libyCalope Thank you.

Peace!

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