FEDSMOKER RESPECTER

Coming for you baby rapers

[SEN @dying2post]

Business idea: drug dealer who isn’t fucking retarded

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i want your jorts in my room i miss you all of the time

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

my ass, my butt, my penis, and my nuts

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

New therapy for men just dropped:

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

When my dentist asked if I had a bad gag reflex and I said "no one has ever complained" and she didnt laugh at all or even smile

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

are cigarettes bad for you they feel really good. are they bad. they put dead babies on the box but im not a baby

[julian s. fudge @EviIKiIIer]

Looked up Pedophiles Anonymous on my roommates laptop cause she told me to refill the brita #FuckYouHitler

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

Bodyweight Exercises that will Blow Up Your Ass, Explode your Ass and Kill You

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[dawn @rundry]

this is my Last day as a girl before i get processed into chicken feed

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

please twin…

[meow :3 @silentHelllll]

e sex on the walkie talkie, call that radiohead

[Gus @Banjo761]

It's Juneteenth Eve so don't forget to leave out Kool aid pineapples and sickle cell medicine tonight. Otherwise, St. George Floyd will steal you catalytic converter

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[hani @crucifynisis]

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one