Corona Virus Ringtone Torture
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Wow! Enter The Girl Dragon
Varma is making the first ever
martial arts film of India in collaboration with the Chinese.
I'm suddenly & genuinely interested
in an upcoming film of RGV, after a long long time.
Heard it's inspired by life of Bruce Lee.
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A man bites off his mother-in-law's nose in a dowry dispute.
What would it take for you to bite someone's nose off?
Gimme your funny ideas today :)
Happy Independence Day.
Long Live Our Leader Modiji.
Let This Nation Prosper. Light. Love. Evolution.
On a comedic note,
what will get independence from you today ?π
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Like instant coffee, now is instant 6-pack! A hospital in Thailand is offering a 6-pack with surgery. In 3 hrs your 6-pack is ready!
Come on, may be it's dangerous.
Ideate a new trend that we could bring in instead :)
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They are not accepting 10 rupee coins in the market, in spite of RBI yelling that they are valid.
A 10 rupee coin, has said something on this but I missed it. What might it have said?
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Wow! RJ Vamsee Completes
3 YEARS! On Nuke Radio today!
Happy Birthday To Vamsee Darbaar π
Send in your Tavikalu cursing me today, 'varietygaa' οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½
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At Met Gala in the US, Priyanka & Deepika walked in with such attires and stuff that my little niece began crying aloud looking at the pics. The'd feature in my nightmare tonight :)
Cm on, let's create some new fashion today.
Naughty witty ideas please π
RJ Vamsee. LIVE. Now :) -> Parrot jailed!
When police reached a drug mafia den silently, the goons' parrot yelled out an alarm, 'mama police'.
When the cops went in, the goons already fled.
Cops jailed the parrot.
My friend's parrot doesnt talk. How to make it talk? :)
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Today is the World Earth Day.
A day to bow down to Mother Earth in gratitude.
A day to take a vow not to harm her in any way.
On a lighter note, if you'd go on a tour to Mars or such in the future, what gift would you bring Mother Earth back?
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2nd phase of polling ends today!
Mamata's people capture booths and not let public vote. They aggitate.
A Congress guy says, press only the 1st button on the EVM,else you'll be electrocuted.
Anyway, tell me the other uses of having fingers today :)
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Strato Launch, the largest airplane took to skies today.
It launches satellites economically.
It's of the size of a football field.
Okay, tell me what crazy things you always wanted to do while in a plane?
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Russia announces its highest civilian award to our
Prime Minister, Sri Narendra Modi.
Wow!
Hee hee, just got inspired. I'd love to take an award too.
What award would you give me? (get me laughing please π)
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ISRO's PSLV today launches India's spy setellite 'Radar Killer'. Very imp. weapon for Bharat. Modi's New Bharat at play! Clap for Hyderabad's DRDO who made it.
Now my crazy doubt: Are Rockets Maler Or Female???π
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In the history, there were strange taxes! Taxes on beards (England), non-smokers (China), unmarried men (Rome).
What tax would you levy if you were the PM?
Your funny take, please :)
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Two coffins got exchanged by mistake, in Soudi airport.
If there would be an exchange, what'd you want to receive?
Funny answers please... :)
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10 people were arrested for playing PubG game!
PubG, considered dangerous for humans, was banned in Gujrat and these guys were still playing.
When they let go of PubG, what should they play?
Gimme your funny ideas today :)
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After Bharat's air strikes on Balakot, Pakistan's warships left Karachi ports and are guarding on aleart on the seas.
Karachi ports are khalee.
Just for fun, how should they overcome the fear of Modiji?