Eric Rosen

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[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

Jesus died for us to have marshmallow ropes every Easter, and if you disagree, then good luck prying that theology from my cold, dead, and sticky hands.

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

@BradFellner GET EM

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

@BradFellner The only Rizz I’m familiar with->

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

@BradFellner You’re doing gods work

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

@AntEatzWingz Dude, you’re so lucky. Pasta pillows for DAYS 🤌🏻

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

@_stellakelly Working at a dispensary, I’m surprised you didn’t smoke something with a weirder name 🤣as long as you’re feeling good!

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

@BradFellner Dynasty*

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

You know it’s gonna be a good night when your pickup order gets stolen at @Bubbakoos and you’re on such a tight schedule reordering isn’t an option. Tight shit🤌🏻

Yes, I’m hangry. 😩

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

@AntEatzWingz I got one at the last show so I will instead forever hold my penis. In victory.

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

@devotron I also know someone who believes this and it’s a face palm every single day I see them.

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

Very fair question: When do we get the technology to use capsules like in DragonBall Z? I can do without a garage if I can just poof my car into a capsule and pocket it. Where are my people of science at?

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

@AntEatzWingz Oh piss it’s ON

[Ant @AntEatzWingz]

Bro I will piss anywhere I don’t give a fuck

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

I will wait as long as you need me to wait for an oil change if you stuff me with @dunkindonuts like @LiaAutoGroup does. 😋

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

🆗👌🏻🆒👍🏻

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

@_stellakelly No, but I’m pretty sure I’m gonna buy it anyway because CINNABON. 👻

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

@mannynotnick I’m not a soda drinker and I drank almost a 12 pack in a week. That good.

[Eric Rosen @LiveRosen]

@brendan905 Ah, another night at Truffani’s I see.