Worst Daughter In-law EVER

Nine days of pain ...

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@ingridnilsen Il Corvo Pasta in Pioneer Square... #lifechanging

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#terribleperson. I just saw a video of a friend posting about special moments with kids. I've always been a bit jealous of his career/cute wife/nice car. Picture is straight up old ikea furniture in a shitty condo! Jealous no more!

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First f-ing nugget... @SuccessBully ... “I’m the moderator...” #fbomb @FBombBClub

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Hey @Walmart - Julie who was working checkout Aisle three today at the Factoria store is a rockstar. She's what the holidays are all about. Thank you!

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Told the in laws we needed to run to the store..

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While I focus on Twitter

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MiL likes to do stage whispers. As we follow ambulance to hospital she calls Js brother and complains about him “I don’t know why everyone is so mean to me ... I can’t talk right now”.

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J bought a precooked meal so I wouldn’t have to cook for them. He forgot the turkey.

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While I spend 45 minutes calling his insurance, MiL and FIL are arguing about who should’ve helped me. Only consensus... not it.

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My FIL wants to have an ambulance help him. He asked me what his coverage is...then asked me to please call his insurance for him. He’s going to be too toungue tied

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J calls MiL and tells her she needs to pitch in. When she comes up, she is crying. “I don’t know why J has to be soooooo mean to me”. #itsallaboutu #itsallaboutuleavingearly

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So while I left the house to work, MiL slept in and never came to check on FIL. Seriously, it is noon and she’s not come upstairs yet.

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@joannclelia Kids are 11mo, 3 & 5. There is not enough wine in the world .. are y’all skiing or doing glamorous stuff today?

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@joannclelia Hubby was like

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Aupair (who has same size foot as my 5yo) is cowering in corner terrified... “the grandfather is soooo big”

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Somehow FIL took his shirt and pants off in the middle of the night. The kids are playing just about on top of him. J left for work ...

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Father-in-law is now trying to roll his way to the mattress we’ve moved to the living room. M-i-L sits on couch immediately behind him. He calls for her. She ignores him.

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father-in-laws knee was asleep after the flight. When j went to help him stand, he twisted his ankle. There is a 400 lb 70 yr old sleeping on a junkie pallet in my living room watching @FoxNews at 100 decibels

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In laws are staying in our Airbnb. J says I’m going to change the bed after the last guest. Theinlaws pretend not to hear. J returns with sheets. His mom: oh! I said I wanted to help you clean #helpmyass

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Damn it! Here I am wishing for bad behavior and. .. nada. #foiledagain