Dr. Johannes Garrido

I fix what desk work breaks.
Spine, brain, gut, hormones & energy—rebuilt for modern desk workers.

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

Your phone got smarter.

Your posture got worse 😅📱

Small positions repeated daily become patterns.

Protect your posture before your body adapts to the wrong blueprint.

#TechNeck #Posture #Chiropractic #Wellness #HealthyHabits

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

You shouldn’t throw your back out putting on socks 😅

Simple movements shouldn’t feel dangerous.

Your body was designed to move better than this.

#LowBackPain #Mobility #Adulting #Chiropractic #PainRelief

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

Your body has a check engine light too 😅

Headaches. Tight shoulders. Stiff neck.

That’s your body sending warnings—not random bad luck.

#PainRelief #Mobility #Chiropractic #Wellness #BackPain

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

You didn’t get old overnight.

Your body whispered for years before it started yelling 😅

Small stiffness becomes chronic tension.
Small tension becomes pain.

#HealthyAging #Mobility #Wellness #Chiropractic #PainRelief

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[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

Your body can survive stress.

But surviving isn’t the same as healing 😅

Tight jaw. Tight shoulders. Poor sleep.

That’s your nervous system asking for help.

#StressRelief #Burnout #NervousSystem #Wellness #Chiropractic

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

Somehow we turned this into “working” 😅

🥨 hunched neck
🦐 rounded shoulders
🪑 folded hips

Your posture becomes your body’s blueprint.

#Posture #TechNeck #BackPain #Chiropractic #WorkFromHome

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

You sat down for a minute…

Now it’s been 6 hours 😅

Long sitting = compressed spine + stiff joints.

#BackPain #Posture #DeskJob #Chiropractic #Mobility

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

Twist. Lift. Repeat.

Your spine: “no thanks” 😅

Laundry injuries are usually from twisting under load—not the weight itself.

#BackPain #LowBackPain #Chiropractic #PainRelief #Adulting

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

Every inch your head moves forward…

your neck carries more weight 😅

That “quick scroll” posture adds up fast.

#TechNeck #Posture #NeckPain #Chiropractic #Headache

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

You didn’t sit…

you melted 😅

8 hours at a desk = compressed spine + forward posture.

That stiffness at the end of the day isn’t random.

#Posture #BackPain #TechNeck #Chiropractic #DeskJob

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

It’s not the weight.
It’s the imbalance.

Carry everything on one side →
• Uneven joint stress
• Muscle compensation
• Pain over time

Your body adapts… until it can’t.

Load smarter.

#Posture #BackPain #Movement

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

Your head weighs ~10–12 lbs.

Move it forward while scrolling?
Now your neck feels 30–60 lbs.

Do that daily →
• Tight neck
• Headaches
• Stiff shoulders

That’s not aging. That’s tech neck.

Fix it early.

#TechNeck #Posture #NeckPain

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

Bent over to tie your shoe…

Now your back is acting like you lifted a truck 😅

Sudden low back pain usually = joints not moving right + muscle guarding.

#BackPain #LowBackPain #Chiropractic #PainRelief #Adulting

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

Reached for one thing on the top shelf…

Now your whole body is in the group chat 😅

One awkward twist can flare up the neck, shoulder, and low back fast.

#BackPain #NeckPain #Chiropractic #PainRelief #Adulting

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

Three episodes became seven.

Now your neck turns like Batman 😅

Weekend couch posture can absolutely trigger neck stiffness, headaches, and upper trap tightness by Monday.

Your relaxation might be causing your pain.

#NeckPain #Posture #Chiropractic #MondayMood #NetflixNeck

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

“I slept wrong.”

Maybe.

Or maybe the stiffness was already there 😅

Sleep just exposed it.

📞 [phone]

#NeckPain
#Sleep
#Chiropractic
#MorningStiffness

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

One shelf.
Two screws.
Three hours later = back pain 😅

DIY weekends overload the spine fast.

📞 [phone]

#BackPain
#DIY
#Chiropractic
#WeekendProjects

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

If your neck cracks every time you parallel park 😅

That’s not random.

That’s stiffness + restricted rotation.

📞 [phone]

#NeckPain
#Driving
#Chiropractic
#NeckStiffness

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

If your neck cracks every time you parallel park 😅

That’s not random.

That’s stiffness + restricted rotation.

📞 [phone]

#NeckPain
#Driving
#Chiropractic
#NeckStiffness

[Dr. Johannes Garrido @LiveWellWithDrG]

You didn’t throw out your back because of the sneeze 😅

The stiffness was already there.

The sneeze was just the final straw.

📞 [phone]

#BackPain
#LowerBackPain
#Chiropractic
#PainRelief