Public Bathroom

A running commentary on public bathroom experiences.

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@TheFergusonSays are you in Newport's Old Town?

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@RiverReinking sometimes I know. Specifically while wiping. Or typing. I happen to be doing both right now. #skillz

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@TheFergusonSays unless it's a tall urinal. That's just awkward.

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@TheFergusonSays those are actually the best toilets. they make your legs numb & you have to walk funny out of the bathroom. so that's fun.

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What's the best way to unclog a toilet without a plunger? Asking for a friend...

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Empty public bathroom: excellent? Or excellent setting for a horror flick?

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Does bacon ever give you the trots?

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Apparently I haven’t taken a dump since July. That explains why I’m putting on so much weight.

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On a scale of “One to Awesome” this dump is “Super Great” #strongbadreturns

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My personal hell, and how to tweet more than 140 characters:

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"@ItsFlo: Switching to Progressive can save you up to $497 a year! That could buy 497 tacos!" // u mean 497 trips to the toilet? #NoThanks

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That moment when you're about to erupt so you rush into the bathroom and all the stalls are occupied. #UsingTheUrinal #NoOtherOption

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same as mixing me with @TacoBell RT @1SeymourDuck: What happens when u mix a dog with mango habanero chips? Explosive diarrhea. Everywhere.

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@RandallBGrubbin This can be refreshing or disgusting. Usually disgusting. Your poop is in that water.

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Sometimes I poop and I think I'm done so I wipe but then, nope! More poop! It's almost as bad as post-shower poops.

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What's worse: using your friend's bathroom that hasn't been used in months or using a public bathroom?

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When the shit hits the fan, you're either pooping in outer space or you need to eat less @TacoBell. #projectile #changeyourdiet

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Sitting in stall. Man rushes in to stall next to me. breathing heavily. Quickly places ass gasket. #explosion #sunkmybattleshit

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I love buffalo chicken but the after affects tho... #notworthit #itburns

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"@Charmin: Enjoy the go for less dough with new Charmin PottyPerks! http://t.co/5F4bXcn3OQ" // you totally get me