Josh

Please follow my large robot son @dog_classifieds

[Josh @Livestock]

The Cowboy Cube contains the sum of all cowboy knowledge and wisdom, protected by a posse of phantom gunslingers holed up in the most impenetrable gulch in the galaxy.

[Josh @Livestock]

I guess I will try occasionally writing bad jokes on another website, since this one is a toilet that's on fire.

[Josh @Livestock]

Speak for yourself, lady. I like watching mediocre movies under a bunch of reptile lights

[Josh @Livestock]

@supermoof Looking into this.

[Josh @Livestock]

I'm not a doctor, but if I was I'd tell you that it's perfectly healthy to eat a bunch of every kind of bread there is right before going to bed.

[Josh @Livestock]

See you all in the Metaverse!

[Josh @Livestock]

If this is indeed the end of Twitter, I am grateful we all had the time to become very close personal friends willing and eager to loan me money.

[Josh @Livestock]

@Arr Uh, dude, Lowtax died

[Josh @Livestock]

@caylenb Congrats again to the entire Cowboy social team on another great year of Cowboy content. Let's see if we can increase engagement by 20% in the coming fiscal.

[Josh @Livestock]

@Arr If this site goes down and anybody needs to get in touch with me, I will of course be out in the woods looking for lost bags of money.

[Josh @Livestock]

@caylenb @cowcaster @Mejwell @napmastermage @supermoof the Yellow Yell made Nothing Is Faster Than a Dog, and also Cosby Fractals

[Josh @Livestock]

Today, after working tirelessly with an advanced imaging AI, I can now release the most accurate and realistic depiction of Space Dracula yet. He’s a real piece of shit and I hope he never comes to our planet.

[Josh @Livestock]

Computer, stop what you're doing this instant and show me Charles Grodin in cyberspace.

[Josh @Livestock]

Computer, might I have some oil paintings as well?

[Josh @Livestock]

Hark, computer! Please provide me with illuminated manuscripts depicting Macho Man Randy Savage.

[brendle @brendlewhat]

the overwhelming majority of people with guns will never use them in a mass shooting. they just fantasize about it while kissing the guns.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

in the early 15th century, edward, 2nd duke of york, wrote a list of 1,126 names he considered to be suitable for dogs. highlights from the list:
-nosewise
-garlik
-pretyman
-gaylarde
-norman
-filthe

[Josh @Livestock]

@weedguy420boner I don't care at all man, so feel free to post some hints. I won't even follow up on them because I'm too busy finding better stuff. But go ahead and share some hints for laughs.

[Josh @Livestock]

Watching crypto values tank and once again feeling very vindicated in my decision to spend the last few years looking for lost bags of money in the woods.