Olivia Davis

Definitely not just three pieces of corn bread in a trench coat

[Olivia Davis @LiviDavis]

I got a length of 655 in https://t.co/qcJWRy3isp! Can you beat that? #slitherio

[Olivia Davis @LiviDavis]

@jk_rowling I'm actually really proud of this one

[Olivia Davis @LiviDavis]

Husband: I'm leaving you because of your addiction to making Harry Potter puns
Me: wow ok this is a Sirius matter

[Olivia Davis @LiviDavis]

Boss: Are you ready for your first day as the new Bobo the Clown?
Me: I think so! I definitely have some big shoes to fill!
B:
M:
B: Get out

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

All of the republican presidential candidates look like they would dribble a basketball with two hands

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

They say phones are ruining social skills but in 1888 Van Gogh cut an ear off & gave it to a girl so maybe its not phones maybe we just suck

[Olivia Davis @LiviDavis]

@AlexJuddz I think you've got the wrong person, but the pizza looks great!

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

They see me Rowlin'
They hatin' https://t.co/dfiqou7vpD

[Olivia Davis @LiviDavis]

Yep https://t.co/M3m5kLpR8y

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

Horror movies for dogs:
House of 1,000 Vacuums
Owner Bought a Cat
VET TRIP
Endless Night of Lightning

[Olivia Davis @LiviDavis]

@Tacos4LifeGrill Who needs relationships when you can have tacos??