Never in my wildest dreams would I ever imagine getting 3 chairs to turn on The Voice!!!😭😭 I’m so grateful!!!!❤️❤️ ALL the love!!!!!! Team Alicia, baby!!!!!!! #VoiceBlinds#TeamAlicia
Heartburn: *setting my chest and throat ABLAZE*
Me: *googles how to relieve heartburn*
Google: “Avoid fried and greasy foods, eat less, eat slow”
Tiny human controlling me: “soooo..... we demolishing some fried chicken in record time now or like???”
Me:
Her:
Me: 🤠🍽
Like ok so this morning I decided like yeah! Wow! Today’s the day! I’m gonna start logging my food and calorie intake!
We are now a buttered biscuit, 2 Reese Cups, and 3 bags of Doritos deep into the day and I’m feeling a lil attacked by my own ambition.
How tired am I? Oh, I don’t know. I grabbed my phone from the bathroom and put it in my pocket before leaving the house. Got in my car, went to get my phone out to put on charge, PULLED OUT AN ENTIRE STICK OF DEODORANT AND ATTEMPTED TO PUT IT ON CHARGE INSTEAD.
Lol send help.
But am I weird or do you ever just hear a song and it makes you relive a memory? Because a certain song just came on the radio and now I’m sobbing???? Help???
If you ever feel like the stupidest person in the world, just remember that I once tried to show my nephew how to swing a baseball bat. For whatever reason, I demonstrated on a punching bag. It ricocheted off and hit me directly in the face. Directly. In. The. Face.