Leela

Formerly 9-5 turned 24/7

[Leela @LivingLeela]

My 2yo just ran around the room hysterically looking for his milk cup. It was under his left arm the entire time. He’s definitely mine.

#momlife #lifewithkids

[. @arcuricrisly]

@pudgypenguins @Daehongofficial @PudgyAsia @bellygom_nft @PudgyKorea The Pudgy Staking Launchpad v0.5 is Now Live!

Participate in alpha quests and much more.. users who join within 48 hours will earn the “OG Staker” Badge increasing allocation for upcoming airdrops!

Get started👇
https://t.co/bw40JwVe6L

[. @arcuricrisly]

@pudgypenguins The Pudgy Staking Launchpad v0.5 is Now Live!

Participate in alpha quests and much more.. users who join within 48 hours will earn the “OG Staker” Badge increasing allocation for upcoming airdrops!

Get started👇
https://t.co/bw40JwVe6L

[. @arcuricrisly]

@pudgypenguins @Daehongofficial @PudgyAsia @bellygom_nft @PudgyKorea The Pudgy Staking Launchpad v0.5 is Now Live!

Participate in alpha quests and much more.. users who join within 48 hours will earn the “OG Staker” Badge increasing allocation for upcoming airdrops!

Get started👇
https://t.co/bw40JwVe6L

[Leela @LivingLeela]

Me: How do you feel about the championship game you’re about to play?

Elsie, 8: We’re unstoppable… except for that one time we lost and that other time we tied… we’re unstoppable.

This is the type of kid energy needed in an adult’s life.

#parenting #Unstoppable

[Leela @LivingLeela]

Name one thing in your life that DOES NOT change after having children.

[Leela @LivingLeela]

As a visible semi-OG Yankees fan (20+ years) I received a parenting compliment from a visibly OG (40+ years) Red Sox fan… boundaries broken in the best way.

[Leela @LivingLeela]

My love language is EST.

#remotejobs

[Leela @LivingLeela]

@nytimes After working remotely for two years, the only way I’d return to the office is if I could wiggle my nose and magically appear.

[Leela @LivingLeela]

If you don’t fact check yourself, are you even over thirty?

[Leela @LivingLeela]

@POTUS Meanwhile I get taxed 20% and make a fraction of that

[Leela @LivingLeela]

When your husband wins tickets to see #Drake at the #Apollo - #MarriageTip : marry someone with good taste, and luck 🍀

[Leela @LivingLeela]

4: Mommy I don’t like my breath, it’s bad. Can you take it away?

[Leela @LivingLeela]

Excited to support NJ children and families tomorrow! #NurtureNJ

[Tammy Murphy @FirstLadyNJ]

Join us live on August 23rd at 3:00 PM for #NurtureNJ’s Ask an Expert: Childcare
Featuring:
💚 Cheryl Welte
💚 Shirnet FrayPalmer
💚 Leela Ortiz
💚 Bonny Fraser
💚 Natasha Johnson

[Leela @LivingLeela]

What comes after poopy diapers? Shitty performances… and I’m not sure which is worse.
#parenting

[Leela @LivingLeela]

15 years into my career and I just asked for my first substantial raise. 🎉🤞 💵 #work #worthit