Karina Mozingo

about 3/4 of what I say is quoted and the rest is comedic improve

[Karina Mozingo @LivingLikeMozzi]

My personal favorite “Stop peeing on the dog!”

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Sometimes I say sentences I know I’ve never said before.

Tonight I said, “You better not be peeing on your brother in the bathtub!”

First but probably not the last time I say that one.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Praying For Wemby

[Karina Mozingo @LivingLikeMozzi]

Nombré, I can fly for a second.🐔

[Karina Mozingo @LivingLikeMozzi]

I feel most complete when I wear something to a thrift store that I bought at a thrift store

[Karina Mozingo @LivingLikeMozzi]

Birds are amazing! Have you seen how some birds can sew?! They literally weave homes and they don’t fall apart! And they have no hands!

[Karina Mozingo @LivingLikeMozzi]

Never have I ever layed in a room with about 20 strangers, while bleeding from my arm, watching 50 shades of grey.

[Karina Mozingo @LivingLikeMozzi]

I lost a bowl of unpeeled hard boiled eggs

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Wasn’t this like 3 years ago????

[Karina Mozingo @LivingLikeMozzi]

I would kill for a deviled egg rn

[Karina Mozingo @LivingLikeMozzi]

Something that the NFL could do to make the game a bit comical is makeover of the “get back” coach requirements either a person who is 6’7” 400lb of muscle or someone who is 5’0” and maybe a 120lb. But that don’t know who they are getting each game.

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

friendly reminder that legally nothing counts in the days between christmas and new years, slide into those DMs, sleep through your alarms, run off to a greek island and get knocked up by one of three hot men and open your own hotel, everything is fair game

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

I pray my relationship with God gets even better in 2022

[Karina Mozingo @LivingLikeMozzi]

*My family getting tested for covid and I was struggling*
Me: you’re fine because you have huge nostrils
Sister: no I don’t
Me: well I have hot girl nostrils
Brother: no! I have hot girl nostrils!

[Karina Mozingo @LivingLikeMozzi]

I think I met my soulmate at a CD/DVD Exchange

[Karina Mozingo @LivingLikeMozzi]

You know the game 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon? Well I just figured out that I can link myself to any of the Avengers with in 7 DEGREES!!!!!

[Karina Mozingo @LivingLikeMozzi]

Am I the only one that looks up recipes for the ingredients (and maybe the bake time if needed) and then never looks at the recipe again?

[Karina Mozingo @LivingLikeMozzi]

Yesterday I went out and the bartender/front door lady said she couldn’t serve me bc I’m underage, Even after I show her my ID. There are three dates on my ID my b-day, the day I got my ID and the expiration date. Unless I look 4y/o I don’t understand what date she was looking at

[Karina Mozingo @LivingLikeMozzi]

One of my favorite pass times is watching car tours. But when are they going to make a car for for Texans? I don’t need a heated steering wheel! I need AC blasting thought the little pours of the leather steering wheel! My hands get sweaty griping it and dodging Texas drivers.