dude nice try

go big or go homeless 🤙🏻

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Our troops aren’t on the battlefield — they’re sleeping in squalor in Los Angeles. All while a 4-year-old cancer patient gets deported and a U.S. Marshal gets detained. $134 million wasted. This isn’t security — it’s cruelty. We need sane immigration policy NOW.

[birdclump :) @jasminevdon]

sorry but you simply cannot convince me that there’s a largescale conspiracy where violent gang members are flooding into our country to spend 30 years being my friend’s mom

[Lauren Wilford @lauren_wilford]

bowling is an undefeated casual mixed-group hang. freedom to mill, but forced breaks in conversation for your turn. opportunities to cheer on excellence in others & graciously accept one’s own failures. the general convivial vibe of a bowling alley and connection to a shared past

[jordan @Jordanbloked]

I will be throwing a party on the 29th for the greeting of Ms. Mini Moon and a goodbye rager for her on the 25th to see her off diva we are SO excited to have you

[sinaya ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 @yurincarnated]

when someone says the words percy jackson around me

[Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri]

Luckily I don’t care about Great Britain.

Because otherwise, watching the BBC montage at the end of #Paris2024 , I would be rolling on the floor in tears.

Bullshit.
I am sobbing on the sofa as the emotional wanker I am.

What a majestic piece of art

[Ida 🇵🇸 @ida_skibenes]

That moment 14 seconds in when she realizes the gold is hers 😭 congratulations Solfrid Koanda!! 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

[s @saigeysaige]

me pretending not to care about this gold medal game so the US can play better pt 2 #uswnt
https://t.co/EKch2Opj4G

[dr. bitch @borzoilover47]

“u should think about cutting out caffeine” would you ask an angel to consider removing their wings?

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

❤️

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Now prance my queen!

[em @canxawfc]

ellie black you will always be famous

[Blind Landing Podcast @BlindLandingPod]

By winning floor final medals, Rebeca Andrade 🥇Simone Biles 🥈& Jordan Chiles 🥉together are the first all-Black podium in Olympic gymnastics history

[Noah Lyles, OLY @LylesNoah]

I have Asthma, allergies, dyslexia, ADD, anxiety, and Depression.
But I will tell you that what you have does not define what you can become.
Why Not You!

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I mean this sincerely, if I have a good book, snacks, and multiple chilled beverages in a cooler I could stay at the beach from 10am-6pm.

[USA Gymnastics @USAGym]

you know what time it is ⌛️