Bat Shit Crazy

...Because only a bat shit crazy woman would cheerfully agree to move in with her mother-in-law.

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After a weekend with my parents who I've missed terribly, listening to Jenga sigh this AM is starting to sound like nails on a chalkboard

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I want you sigh to a loved one 20 times today and don't say why. If they say nothing then I'm overreacting. If they throw you out I win.

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I want to be grateful you did my laundry...but now my shirts only fit a 7 year old. Ahhhhhhhhh Virgencita de Guadalupe....

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Love Ann Taintor!

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Oh Look! Your Husband's Drowning! :D

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@klgandhoda make living with my mother in law easier because I start drinking at 10AM. Don't let this Starbucks cup fool you!

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My mother in law's a cross between Edith Bunker and Rachael Ray. Optimistically old, Freakishly joyful n lots of unsolicited cooking advice

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Hubby has no idea I took to Twitter he's all: Wow looks like you've really come to terms with living with my mom you don't complain anymore

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Jenga lost her keys....Ay Vey!

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Did u know that peaches, butter, and Mazola are on sale at Waldbaums? I did. Jenga tells me the specials every day. Every day. Every. Day.

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My MIL likes to play a game called "how many dishes bowls and pots can I stack on dish rack before it all topples over" #nickname #Jenga

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In all fairness I do love her, but she's a real pain in my ass. Xoxo

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"Where's my son?" She asks, at least twice a week. We live in a tiny 3 room apartment.... How hard did you look for him?

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Yo tambien aqui haciendo flancitos con mi #suegra #argentina Esperando la Carroza el Remix http://t.co/nD1zdb7pfJ

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Dear Outback, if you are looking for all your steak knives, my mother in law put them in her big purse #truth

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Billions of hashtags no one has ever used #livingwithmymotherinlaw before me. That's a billion people that are smarter than I am.

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In the family there's always that one person who washes and saves every single plastic Chinese food container. guess who. Aaaahhhhhh...

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I want to thank the only 2 followers I have. That's 2 of my moms cats I won't need to vent to anymore. 1 more & Señor Socks is in the clear

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34 Things Argentines Know To Be True http://t.co/rBYOnPjXUh

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I moved in with my Mother-in-law to save money. It has cost me my sanity. #nosuchthingasafreelunch