Liv

30s. Swamp Hag. Lover of Halloween, True Crime, Bad Weather, Godzilla, Puppets, and All Things Spooky. Multiple fandoms but post random crap.

[Liv @LivnPumpkins]

I only have value when I’m funny, and even then it’s a clearance sale at best.

[The Card @JaggedAuthor]

Not sure I can comfort show my way out of this one.

[Liv @LivnPumpkins]

The first layer in my paintings are always the most terrifying, like a horror-movie character warning you not to go in them woods because teenagers go missing all the time.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

[Liv @LivnPumpkins]

The kids and I were fighting over who got to use the push reel mower. Like, the whimsy I felt cutting the grass was surreal.

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

by Ginny Robbins

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

[Liv @LivnPumpkins]

Stop dumbing things down to reach a broader audience!

[latke @latkedelrey]

the best thing about cats truly isn’t that they’re cuddly and playful and adorable… it’s that they’re weird. they’re so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they’re always inventing new ways to be bizarre

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

👏👏👏

[reilly @GoodPostReilly]

[going into any work meeting] Well, I guess this is it. They’re finally going to kill me. And why not,

[The Card @JaggedAuthor]

🎶Gonna wash those Ides right outta my March🎶

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[currer bell ໒꒱ @lucypaulluvrr]

‘he was a weird little man. an ugly, ferocious little man. but you should’ve seen him smile, reader’ hits like actual crack

[🪐 @emmasarchivee]

the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13-14 is unbreakable

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: What's your name?

{trying to be mysterious} I don't know

[The Theater Lovers | Will & Rachael @theater_lovers]

Bob Fosse chased this his entire life

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Addams Family Values is such a perfect sequel

[Liv @LivnPumpkins]

Me: (goes on a rant about a niche topic) (looks it up) (finds an academic paper that comes to the same conclusion) (becomes arrogant) (burns mouth on hot pizza as punishment for my hubris)

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

Listen, am I the best writer out there? No. Do I have great plot ideas? No. But do I write every day and try my best? Also no.