Liv's Bulbasaur | 🍃 (fka Oupa)

Dua | Bad Bunny | Olivia
~FC Barca & Sounders FC~

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Olivia Rodrigo’s YSPSFAGSIL · 1 Year Forecast

This is my updated forecast for Liv’s new album’s 1st year trajectory.

Updated my forecast for Liv’s new album using its first 64 days of data. Everything after D64 is projected based on how the album has been holding so far and its pretty stable decay curve.

↳ 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 = most realistic forecast for FAGSIL.

↳ 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐨𝐧 = lower/higher outcomes depending on how well it holds and the strength of the tour boost (tour starts D101).

𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: I kept the tour boost on the safer side compared to what we saw with GUTS. I didn’t wanna generalize the big boost GUTS got at the start of tour throughout fagsil tour's run. So the solid pink line is still relatively 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦.

·One-off festivals or shows or future singles and their performances aren't accounted for because those are basically impossible to predict.

HMHAS, TLOAS & MBF:
· ↳𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 = actual data
· ↳𝐃𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 = projected/future data

𝖨𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝗌: 𝖶𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗀𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝟨.𝟣𝟣𝖻 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗅𝗂𝖽 𝗅𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝖺𝗍? 𝖢𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝖾𝗑𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝖿𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗌 that we'll see in the future, 𝗂 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝖺 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗍 staying at or going 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗐 𝟨.𝟣𝟣b.

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🚨NOTE: All album curves **𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬**. Deluxe/remixes/songs added after release were excluded from all calculations/graphs.**

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His contract doesn’t say he has to try though. Just like today, he was passing the ball immediately like a hot potato.

So you’re gonna keep paying him while his value goes down at the same time. Wonder how happy the other players will feel that the club is more obsessed with keeping an unhappy Alvarez than building a team that gives them a shot at competing

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@TouchlineX This just means they’re only considering Julian and not other striker until the transfer window closes. Basically, Julian or nobody as we expected…

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@mess_2025 @ArsenalSon200 @TheAthleticFC The fact you think football clubs care that deeply about WC performances where players are playing different systems from their own? be serious 😭

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@ArsenalNews_Hub Well they’re right about one thing, Julian Alvarez is a beast when it comes to CL.

Gyokerez and Havertz could never measure up to him:

UCL 25/26:
Gyokeres: 5G , 1A
Havertz: 4G , 1A
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Total: 9G , 2A

Julian: 10 G , 4 A

💀💀💀

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@sixtihrty @jujavw2u according to twitter vibes?

Sour has more sales, more streams, and will have more daily streams than Petal in a couple of months.

Be for real

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@sixtihrty guiness world record gimmick in 2026 😭

just scraping the bottom atp

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@kandaretou @Mikelforlife @atletiuniverse what did his apology achieve?

He won nothing with you guys.

Sorry that Julian is ambitious and wants to compete for trophies with players at his level

[Liv's Bulbasaur | 🍃 (fka Oupa) @LivsBulbasaur]

no shit, everyone knows he had 8 league goals last season 😭 Why do you think Arsenal and Barca dont gaf?

Oh right, in UCL 25/26 Julian had

10 goals - 3rd most behind Mbappe and Kane
4 assists - the most among Atletico

and took Atletico to the semifinals, their best result since 2016

Gyokeres: 5 goals, 1 assist
Haverts: 4 goals, 1 assists

Lol you can add both of their stats and they don’t even beat Julian’s in either Goals or Assist, and those 2 went to the final!!!

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@AnabellaMarvy there’s literally no one worth buying except alvarez

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@ErviRMA worry about your club. seems like another trophyless run

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@ooejgbzbsbeb @FZAFC83 IDK your club is moving pretty weird.

Why did they stop Julian from joining his teammates at the end? Why did they single him out and send him to the tunnel according to Simeone?

Seems like they're trying to antagonize him to the fans.

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@ArsenalSon200 @TheAthleticFC Average when your strikers can't even lace or even dust his boots. 😂

Arteta wants to upgrade from the mediocrities Arsenal currently has. And are we surprised? Like neither Havertz or Gyokeres are close to being elite.

[Liv's Bulbasaur | 🍃 (fka Oupa) @LivsBulbasaur]

And all Julian has to say "No" and your fantasy of shipping him anywhere else is dust.

Everyone knows you wouldn't bench him, the investment group that owns your club wouldn't allow it.

Guess you have to play him then? Based on his performance today, he'll just keep passing the ball like a hot potatoe.

I love the options you guys have.

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@LuboSklenar @atletiuniverse Liar, he didn’t start every game. He started on the bench at the WC and they slowly increased his game time to get him back in form. They don’t abuse their players there.

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You think football clubs aren’t risk averse?

They’re not gonna risk tanking their most expensive player’s value of 150M+ to play out their 500m release clause gimmick which no club will ever match.

Keep him, let him sulk, maybe even bench him but ⏳ his true 150m value will be dropping in the meantime and you might just lose double the money you lost on Felix. It was 70m was it?

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@alex_pato07 not happening again after you ruined the player that temporarily elevated your quality

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@NKhangggg @atletiuniverse lmaoo, Atletico has more to lose by keeping Alvarez than Barca not being able to sign up.

Barca will be able to compete for trophies just fine. Can’t say the same with Atletico who depended so much on a happy, motivated Julian. You’re never getting the best version of him again

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GUTS - track 8

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@dare93_official you guys are being way too sentimental. He was given a chance to play in the PL and more people know about him now. And if clubs found his 1st season with Arsenal impressive enough, they'd come knocking for him.

The question is, has anyone come knocking for Gyokeres?

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@AFC__Xtra Please be serious. You can combine Gyokeres and Havert's npG in CL and they would still not reach Alvarez's npG.

I think you guys are actually removed from reality.