Liv

I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is giving a high five

[Liv @Livskiii]

I was once grounded for watching the Jerry Springer show. not saying it was the right parenting choice but not saying it was the wrong one

[Liv @Livskiii]

Things started going downhill when everything became a subscription

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Restaurants have forced us into ordering 2-3 dishes per person and then they get all bent out of shape when there’s not enough room on the table for all the plates. Hello?? You set this system up!

[Liv @Livskiii]

If your Christmas tree is still up you need to get your shit together

[Liv @Livskiii]

You should be able to press charges against people who wink at you

[Liv @Livskiii]

Should I feel guilty about having a favorite eyebrow?

[Liv @Livskiii]

@jacksontweaton I’m back

[Liv @Livskiii]

Been listening to a lot of Bruce Springsteen

Can’t help but notice my back hurts, I have an urge to grill, and I bring up the Bears ‘85 defense in every conversation

[Liv @Livskiii]

We’re so back, summertime Chi

[Liv @Livskiii]

@jenisicecreams was there a tariff imposed on sprinkles that I missed? Wtf is this? Con artists!

[Liv @Livskiii]

The word ‘several’ should not sound so close to ‘seven’ but mean 3-4

[Liv @Livskiii]

@jenisicecreams I’m sorry, was there a tariff on sprinkles that I missed? Con artists!

[Liv @Livskiii]

@jenisicecreams I’m sorry, was there a tariff on sprinkles that I missed? Con artists!

[Liv @Livskiii]

@jenisicecreams was there a memo about tariffs on sprinkles that I missed? Con artists!

[Liv @Livskiii]

@jacksontweaton Establishing guidelines and boundaries should be mandated on all group messages

[Liv @Livskiii]

celebrity gossip site posts about celebrity:

Person who follows celebrity gossip site comments: who cares!? Quit posting about these people

[Liv @Livskiii]

Now life has killed the dream
I dreamed

[Liv @Livskiii]

I had a dream my life would be… so different from this hell I’m living

[Liv @Livskiii]

But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather

[Liv @Livskiii]

The 30 minutes after taking an advil and waiting for my headache to go away

[Liv @Livskiii]

@Jmkelley6 I avoid juror camaraderie at all costs

[Liv @Livskiii]

Rejection hurts (I got released from jury duty)