"When I'm president, I'll release the list!"
"There never was a list!"
"OK, there's a list, but Obama made it!"
"The list is a hoax!!!"
"Why are you guys even still talking about the list!?!?"
Imagine this: you're in Nebraska, and Biden literally saved your farm with funds from the inflation reduction act. Then you vote for Trump because you "hate democratic policies." Now you're about to lose your farm because of Trump. That's crazy.
Hold the fuck on — the Department of Government Efficiency, the entity which claims its mission is to end “wasteful spending”, was given SEVEN MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS to cover its “expenses” in the span of a single week?!?!
Are you fucking kidding me?!?
husband told me "i love you so much i wish we could get double married" so i said why not. i am happy to announce that i am engaged to my loving husband, to be double-married. i will now go plan my second wedding.
NOT-SO-MAGIC MUSHROOM - One person is dead after consuming a poisonous mushroom they mistook for a hallucinogen. This marks the first such death recorded in Utah history. https://t.co/W2DkggewVB