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do you think if i tell the city of chicago that’s it’s my birthday this weekend they’ll cancel all of my parking tickets

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@JD_Jerbear I think Meg Gleason is the alumni club leader for LA Spartans, but he can always visit their website/follow the club on social media to see upcoming events (game watches, networking, etc) when he gets there! Contact details for the club should be on https://t.co/iM6fiJkkEb

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the detroit lions have a kink for making beautiful women sad

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Traveling alone has its drawbacks but there’s something thrilling about being the lone person in the corner of a brewery eating an entire pizza to yourself with a flight of beers to wash it down

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No one at this Michelin starred restaurant in Scotland understands the gravity of Frank Ragnow coming out of retirement just in time for the lions playoff run and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem

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$17 IN FEES FOR A $35 CONCERT TICKET SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

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i workout so that i can lift my reserved lime scooter out of the dumpster it was left in

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Why is it always 1am

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TouchTunes at the Waffle House goes crazy

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living for this woman who sat down at the airport goose island bar and asked them for an iced latte with almond milk

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a man in office attire entered the mosh pit at the empty bottle tonight, city boys are up i fear

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timehop is so insane because there’s no world where I should see the pictures I took six years ago when I was having a breakdown and quit my job lol

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charging $2.55 for a taco bell cheesy roll up on postmates should be a crime punishable by law

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tigers handing the white sox the modern era loss record

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at what point do we bring out the equipment manager to snap that kids helmet on him my god

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once again screaming from the rooftop that dental insurance is such a scam

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it is genuinely so insane that gary indiana can be located where it is and then look the way it does

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@Purronicat It was ‘such’ 🫣

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not me writing in ‘ball’ as the crossword answer when the clue was “—— is life!”

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post bonnaroo brain dump:

ross lynch is very cute
maggie rogers is an angel on earth
tpain raised me
we must protect chappel roan
meg thee stallion is the most beautiful woman on earth
im not too old to mosh