Liz Cottrell

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change

[Liz Cottrell @LizCottrell_]

Is it really so rare that I what I look for in a guy is an old school attitude that has work ethic and will open the car door for me?

[Liz Cottrell @LizCottrell_]

Anybody else eat bananas disgustingly fast and never get to actually enjoy them bc the thought of someone watching you eat a banana is just unbearable #orjustme

[Paige Bryan @paigebabe_]

Me and Liz got so drunk that we rolled down the hill at kse last night and then got 6 people to play leap frog with us .....

[Liz Cottrell @LizCottrell_]

Big mood:

[Paige Bryan @paigebabe_]

Wow Liz just made me laugh so hard I had juicy juice come out my nose 😭😭😭😭

[Liz Cottrell @LizCottrell_]

@alexavanburen5 *the best RN there is

[Liz Cottrell @LizCottrell_]

@ltsGREYSquotes @paigebabe_ wow fuck me up

[Liz Cottrell @LizCottrell_]

@BBroniman Fact.

[Brock Broniman @BBroniman]

@LizCottrell_ https://t.co/msnYV4qH78

[Paige Bryan @paigebabe_]

A week from today I’ll be on my way to Florida with my best friend 😭😭😭😭😍😍😍

[Willy Thude @billy_kirchner]

Worst part about having a stuffy nose is having to stop in the middle of eating to breathe so you don’t die

[Liz Cottrell @LizCottrell_]

@JRitz44 Proud of you

[Taylor @tayrosenlieb]

Read this, then read it again.

[hana @hanamurray3]

The egg don’t swim to the sperm bitch never chase a man

[Liz Cottrell @LizCottrell_]

@paigebabe_ YUP I feel that

[Liz Cottrell @LizCottrell_]

Did I mention I also bought the alcohol (21st is April 23rd) #anothaone

[Liz Cottrell @LizCottrell_]

Just took an open container(in a Wendy’s cup)🥤full of sangria to my 80 yo gma in a nursing home. Do ya know how many laws I just broke 👵🏼🍷 ?

[Liz Cottrell @LizCottrell_]

@alexavanburen5 It takes a special kind of nurse and you definitely are that 👩🏼‍⚕️💕

[☼ @coffeencocktail]

wine drunk https://t.co/TtAqu95i8j

[Liz Cottrell @LizCottrell_]

What if the governor forgot delhi was a school

[Liz Cottrell @LizCottrell_]

@katepaone Accurate