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No longer using X.

[LC @LizCrewe1]

#NewProfilePic

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[LC @LizCrewe1]

Why does my cup-a-soup adsorb to my spoon instead of being absorbed into the hot water??!🤔

[Prof Alice Roberts💙 @theAliceRoberts]

Benjamin Zephaniah has left us.
His wisdom lives on.

[Jake Wintermute 🧬/acc @SynBio1]

I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true, but - because of distance - not for millions of years.

[LC @LizCrewe1]

@simonharris_mbd Four kisses tho! 😍

[Tom Doust @tom_doust]

Reimagine the world @ImaginationLdn We are hiring a crucial role for the organisation: Director of Learning. We have an ambitious three year strategy to bring the power of imagination to half a million children. Want to make this happen?
https://t.co/E1s7Hjj7Kw

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

".. and then I said one of us has to go mate and I'm fucked if it's going to be me..!"

[Moved on to @parafilmm.bsky.social @ParafilmM]

Oh to be a Parafilm wrangler. Herding the Parafilm across great lab plains. Having tins of LB medium cooked over the open flame of a Bunsen burner for dinner. Going to sleep under the light of the florescent tube lamps.

[MARK HUGHES STANDING UP FOR THE TERMINALLY ILL @UnsungheroMark]

My name is Mark & im dying.of terminal bone cancer,rather than just waiting to die im making a stand against the way the government are penalising thousand's of terminally ill patients for living longer than 12 months.I need 89 k signatures by the 12th oct so this can be debated

[LC @LizCrewe1]

@simonharris_mbd Nevermind...the most important thing is that you remembered to share it on social media 😉

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

Mercury is so dense an iron anvil floats in it.

Credit: Cody'sLab
https://t.co/XJR7H48elV

[LC @LizCrewe1]

@silverpebble @AndromedaDurham Ours are crawling with sleepy bees. 🐝🙂

[LC @LizCrewe1]

Spotted @susancalman in Helen on my way to work today. Brightened my morning a little. 🚐😸

[Paul 💀, (exhausted type) @RoboticoEl]

Hi. My name is Paul. I have a PhD and tenure. Today I decided to test if a bottle of super glue was open by squirting it into my hand.

Then I tried to clean my hand by wiping it on a box.

[LC @LizCrewe1]

@Sonja_Drimmer @RoboticoEl We did this in reverse. The extra nipple dropped off on our bed🤢

[LC @LizCrewe1]

@ErrantScience My daughter was rejected for a job today because they 'didn't think she would be able to afford to relocate on the salary offered'.
😕

[LC @LizCrewe1]

Think I might start a side hustle in decorating genie houses.🤔 #djinndesigns