Liz Wheeler

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

@noom I love this so much!!

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

Noom and Zoom should have a baby: eat healthy while on calls with people you can’t see.

“Noom and Zoom: leave room for more.”@zoom_us @noom

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

Ugh. I wanted Christmas Snow, not “White Witch fucks up Narnia snow.”
#narnia #pdx #Snowmageddon2021

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

@realDonaldTrump thought this might be helpful. https://t.co/z2GFGf9K34

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

@realDonaldTrump looks like an elbow iodine stain.

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

Got my shit together in 2019. @Alanis should write an ironic song about how of fucking course 2020 is the apocalypse. #isntitironic #meteor2021forpresident #oregonfire #blm

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

Wait for my cookbook y’all : Covidarian 2020 - recipes for being alone, comfort eating, and knowing you never have to wear pants again. #COVID19 #food #leggings

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

Is this the point in 2020 where we start flicking face masks instead of garters? This, of course, is the test that shows who spread COVID at the next gathering. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MAGA #COVIDIOTS #TrumpMeltdown #Darwinism

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

@GordonRamsay how do you clean your Dutch oven? I’ve been inhaling your recipes and yours is always clean (mine seldom is...)!

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

@lootcrate @lootcrate the moment you give a true shipping update and stick to it.

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

@AskLoot @zombiegirlxx0 Where is the LOTR loot crate? There��s no DM necessary. Everyone would like to know. @lootcrate

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

@zombiegirlxx0 @lootcrate @AskLoot @lootcrate where is this box?!

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

@lootcrate @baristart_mike @JurassicWorld Where is the LOTR crate?

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

Where is the LOTR crate? No responses to customers, super late. Horrible customer service. #lootcrate

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

Do you ever just stand in front of the mirror after showering and decide to towel off like a t-Rex? Yeah. Me neither.

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

@sprint I’m so grumpy with you! $200 to make a phone call that is free on at&t?! WTF?!

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

@asklyft my credit for referring a friend never showed up on my account. What do I do?

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

@realDonaldTrump @POTUS is the kid in the group projects that steals the credit and the grade for work he didn't help with.

[Liz Wheeler @LizJoyWheeler]

https://t.co/dS5fdZnsjB @VinnyCaravella !!

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

This account should not have to exist & we are sorry for any problems we are causing our colleagues. But we didn't start this. #resist