Elizabeth Godfrey

Author of the OnceBittenTrilogy
#margaritalover #nightowl #restlesssoul

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

#ICouldUseABreakFrom
Mercury being in freaking retrograde

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

Cheers 🍷

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

I really hate using proctor U for finals... another reason I hate covid #fuckyoucovid

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

Be sure to focus on yourself.
We #Greenwitches tend to focus on others and caring for those that are in need. Take the time to invest in yourself. You must love yourself to be able to love others

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

I'll never understand @DollyParton worried about #Jolene taking her man.... Have you seen Dolly Parton? #bombshell #Gorgeous #stunning

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

Kevin's social skills in #HomeAlone2 are not given enough credit. Show me another kid that can talk their way into the Plaza hotel like he did without the police getting involved and I still won't change my mind

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

Friday night in your 30s means reruns of @bigbangtheory vodka, left over @dominos and telling yourself you will stay up late & color your hair but knowing you will be asleep by 10 after attempting to write a new chapter in the novel you've been promising for 2years
#thisisthirty

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

@CenturyLinkCtr has been renamed the @brookshires grocery center....so when @DierksBentley comes here for a show again he will be performing at the grocery store 🤣🤷🤦

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

So it would only be fair for us to be able to put our fingers into your penis and learn all about your anatomy on an intimate level as well. Maybe I should learn how to start a catheter....🤣

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

I am fascinated by what you men do with your penis. I just had a 30 min discussion that started with this meme 🤣 I learned that apparently it favors the left for most men...

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

I also learned that men have an unfair advantage over women. Men can explore every crevasse of our vagina with your tongue, finger and all kinds of toys. Therefore you do not have questions about what happens with our lady bits like we do your men bits.

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

You men can accommodate for your penis being in the way without paying attention like us women are aware when our breast will get in the way. That's how you ride a bike and not hit your little friend.

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

Briefs are like the tight lacy bras for penises. It holds your penis nice and tight in place....boxer/briefs are like a sports bra. Your penis can move but he has support ... Regular boxers are the cami tops there just there to cover up your penis.

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

I'm not sure how I feel about the #TrueBlood reboot. Does @HBO realize there are other vampire authors out there with amazing stories?

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

Guess who will be on @k945 as the expert paranormal author in the SBC. 7:25 am tomorrow morning for "Freaky Friday"
Download the K945 app to listen
https://t.co/L7WNqb1KEu
#paranormal #paranormalinvestigator #louisiana #author #radioshow #radiostation #radiointerview #haunted

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

@LibertyMutual I found the next star for your commercials
@ManMadeSoapLLC
#Venomthehusky
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[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

Love gives us a ringside seat on somebody elses flaws so of course you're gonna spot some things that kinda need to be mentioned But often the romantic view is to say if you loved me you wouldn't criticise me Love actually teaches to be the best version of ourselves

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge That myth is more potent than history That dreams are more powerful than facts That hope always triumphs over experience That laughter is the only cure for grief And I believe that love is stronger than death
#thoughtoftheday

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

Reader: "Why the F*** would you bring clowns into this!?"
Me: "Maybe I should have added a clown/vampire into the story somewhere."
Reader: "What kind of a sicko are you???"
Me: "Let's not answer that by e-mail. I would prefer not leaving a paper trail when I answer...

[Taryn Ambrose @tambroseauthor]

My debut poetry book "Hold On" comes out on September 26th and I'm so excited!!

[Elizabeth Godfrey @LizOnceBitten]

What I want vs What you want
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#swipeleft⬅️ #whatiwant #vampirediaries #twilight #twihard #vampbreakfast #salvatorebrothers #teamstefan #vampirebooksthatdontsuck #heirtothetwilightthrone #author #bookgasm #PNR #booknerd #readingtime #icantrightnowimreading #bookaddiction