lizardbeth ✨

You’re so very ugly. Very ugly. And have nothing intelligent to offer. I feel so sorry for you. You are a poser. Poor you. Idiot.

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

Tentativel: looking for two roommates in #Allston for September

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

@Vach0n I love that for you

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

Week 9, huh?

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

Well I slept all day so naturally I’m nocturnal now.

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

@parshally_there @OGXBeauty @HaskHair What EVER (😘)

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

@parshally_there @OGXBeauty @HaskHair 😘😘

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

@parshally_there @OGXBeauty @HaskHair Oh last time you did you regretted it any way... probably because you didn’t come to Allston-Brighton’s favorite barber nbd

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

@haniruok Leave Eleanor and Chidi out of this please. They literally spell it out for you in the show

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[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

@parshally_there There’s nothing wrong with a healthy Shazam

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

@parshally_there @OGXBeauty @HaskHair Shiny shiny

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

@lagomite The absolute worst

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

Not that I ever could before, but after watching Hollywood, there is no fucking UNIVERSE I can take the Big Bang Theory seriously.

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

Today’s was “how are you allergic to tomatoes but still eat ketchup! That just doesn’t make sense!”

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

I like having bed but the door because I hear gems like

“No she looked shittybwhen she cam in and NOW she looks better’ (not about me I always look good)
&
“Sorry I’m yelling there just isn’t anything left to do anymore”

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

I got sleep medicine!!!!

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

Hey, real quick? Nobody EVER touch my stomach ever again. Or even mention it. Because I will ignore you, which is less energy than telling you you’re fucking rude.

[lizardbeth ✨ @LizStanBlake]

As someone who is like officially immunocompromised, if I see you out without masks once I’m better I’m going to chase you down and beat you tf up