Liz Weber Phillips

Motivated by cats, coffee, and candy

[Liz Weber Phillips @LizWeber12]

This is the angriest cotton ball I’ve ever seen

[Anthony Castrovince @castrovince]

What's great about this Rays-Guards series is that neither of these teams could even afford a dancing mechanical bird automaton

[kj @kj_shinault]

Please don't pick on children for believing in Santa. I know adults that still believe Lane Kiffin will win a national championship in his career.

[Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred]

Why does he look like he’s trying to solve a murder with a talking dog

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

This might be the sports photo of the year.

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

MYLES GARRETT 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[string @propjoesays]

me supervising anyone else in my house attempting to load the dishwasher

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

OHIO STATE OWNS THE BIG HOUSE

[| myke | 🦅 @PhillyTruthr]

Cam Newton before shit talking your favorite team

[Sir Yacht @SirYacht_]

Punish Emmanuel Clase by making him play QB for the Cleveland Browns

[BIGPLAY Dave @BIGPLAY_Dave]

Browns should invent their own tush push with Dillon Gabriel where they just pick him up and throw him over the line for 2 yards. We’d be unstoppable. #DawgPound

[Liz Weber Phillips @LizWeber12]

Well I guess Mike McDaniel gets to keep his job lol

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

“Quite frankly Gus it’s hard to look at you in that outfit today.”

[˗ˏˋ ´ˎ˗ @lapislagoons]

the concept of taking a man out of the louisianan swamp and bringing him to paris fashion week

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

Me liking every sports related tweet I see to try and get politics off my timeline

[Liz Weber Phillips @LizWeber12]

I couldn’t hang and went to bed. Jokes on me, what a game!!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Any game that ends with a kicker getting hoisted on shoulders is a great game.

[Jordan Zirm @JordanZirm]

YOU’VE JUST BEEN FLACCOED

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"THE FIRST BIG FIELD STORMER OF THE YEAR IS UNDERWAY. HOW GOOD IS IT TO HAVE BALL BACK, FOLKS?"

Joe Tessitore with the call as Florida State finishes off its upset of Alabama.

[tyler hogge @thogge]

Traveling for work.

[trash jones @jzux]

am i in love with everybody or is it just springtime

[Kyle Robisch @FloridaManEsq_]

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