Liz Zelman

Sometimes when someone is driving really slow in front of me, I imagine they have a precariously balanced birthday cake in the front seat.

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

@ATLairport yo you might wanna get some more people to delta check in, it’s a mob scene and you got one guy explaining it to the hundreds of confused passengers walking in. DO BETTER also he deserves a damn raise.

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

@Delta your check in area is such a mess at @ATLairport the fire marshal just had to corral the line. Does anyone work here? It is a total mess and people are going to start protesting!

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

@dog_rates Found a fan in Ashburn, VA!

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

I like you but you're not part of my Cobb salad

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

@ShShauna @Chubbies I think they just call everyone dude

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

@dcaro12 How's #LitmusLive? Having fun? Picking up swag for me? PS say hi to @yarrcat for me if she's there!

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

Already in love with the #Moana cast because it's chock full of Hawaiians, New Zealanders, and of course @TheRock! Proud of you, @Disney!

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

RED WHITE AND BLUE THOSE ARE MY #COPACOLORS BUT YOU HAVE TO SHOUT IF BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE ROLL

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

@stigm Love your bulletproof button generator but noticed it's not accepting auto-GA tagging at the system level. Does manual tagging work?

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

@dcaro12 I see you on here...

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

Captains log star date 2016: husband got chocolate pie in my hair. Revenge will be swift and terrible.

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

Just figured out the song from the recent Royal Caribbean commercials is Get It by @mattandkim. Can't... Stop... LISTENING AHHHHH

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

I've now gotten @Target @Sony & @amazon to reply or like one of my tweets. I love the way social media elevates brand engagement!

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

Not at #IBMAmplify but rocking nerd glasses and my new @Sony headphones in the office! @whereoware

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

Now this is the kind of #personalization I like to see. Kudos @amazon for reminding me that my dad has a wishlist!

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

Go see @dcaro12! He's the best! https://t.co/pMwacCh0gs

[Dan Caro @dcaro12]

Come see me speak at #ibmamplify this year in Tampa! I'll be talking about banishing send anxiety #emailgeeks
https://t.co/loFF0eRbuv

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

@dcaro12 @iamelliot @ShShauna No live text has ever looked that smooth in an email.

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

The April fools joke is that it won't turn back.

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

@prattprattpratt IT'S THE DOUBLE DECKER COUCH COME TO LIFE!! https://t.co/oN8VlQC1kN

[Ashley @AshleyHomeStore]

Need more seating but don't have room for a #sectional? Introducing the Stacker #Sofa!

[Liz Zelman @LizZelman]

SO EXCITED! I've always thought the world needed more @JohnStamos documentaries. https://t.co/ewqyFhObXn

[Netflix @netflix]

A VERY exciting new original documentary unlike any other. “John Stamos: A Human, Being” comes to Netflix April 31
https://t.co/AhIVOF9xIj