Liz Watson

Mom, teacher, collector of plants, cool animal enthusiast, D&D nerd, science nerd... all around nerd

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What do you think of our peeporama, @Wizards_DnD ? Our tiny nerds chose the subject matter 😆

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@LakotaMan1 We're getting street signs (road names mostly) put up in our area in one of our local tribal community's languages. We've also had some dual language signs put up around our school. I'm so excited every time I see a new one!

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@mayakern I love it so much.

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A friend of my kids said he was okay with getting sunburn, so I asked him if he was okay with getting skin cancer. (And then had him apply sunscreen)

Am I the cool mom? #parenting

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@DmMongoose was up early and is turduckening some berries...

Thanks #Redwall cookbook.

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@CatieOsaurus Not quite 3am, but yesterday my snake farted and woke my partner and I up at 4am...

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Our #T1D kiddo got a less useless 'pancreas' today! We're so excited to start our #omnipod journey!

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Whelp. My 8yo just said her favorite word is vulva. I am either winning as a parent or failing. 😆

#Parents

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I am an adult with children, but my dad still makes me a special mini loaf of banana bread.

Fresh from the oven. This is how he says 'I love you'.

#Parents #love

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@machineiv I talk to my students about this! They've mostly been vaccinated for it while I got sent to play with my cousin and watched Magic School Bus for a week instead!

The idea of chickenpox parties puzzles them every time.

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I'm just at the grocery store listening to All Star by Smash Mouth and realizing that my kids only know it because of @hankgreen

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Early this spring these two little bucks were brought into my classroom still in their amniotic sac. The mother was euthanized by DNR due to a dog attack.

My students and I used this tragic event to learn about babies, development, personal responsibility, and fawning behaviors.

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Today was a gorgeous day to sit under a tree and preserve some fawns. The twins are now nestled in a jar full of fixative together. (Fawn context in replies.)

#science #teacher

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@RRollplaying Like the movie Animal Crackers?

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@wildrainbow2 Right before parent teacher conferences! (I'm a teacher.)

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@atanak74 I'll need a Ouija board, but I'm pretty cool with this. I think @DmMongoose would hog the sessions, though.

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If you've never randomly broken out into song with your partner because it was stuck in your head while your child tells you to be quiet, could you tell me what it's like to be normal?

#HoldingOutForAHero #marriage #parenting

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@missmulrooney My kiddo used to just say 'It's a secret' 🤷

[WitchDoctorDice (restock 4/21) @WitchDoctorDice]

Alright kids, I hit 10k so it’s time for a give/away! Up for grabs is this 45mm jumbo Witch’s Garden d20
Entry is simple
1. Follow me
2. Like & retweet this post

Entry closes Friday the 14th and I’ll announce the winner the next day!

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@meagankenrekt My 6 yo son had to pee in the last five minutes. He said 'I had to go before, but I didn't want to miss anything.'

There is absolutely no good time to pee.