Liz Weathers she/her

Grammar Snob. Lawyer. Texan. Bernie Broad. God grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man.

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

@PanfurMomb @chrissychlapp It’s why their pants all have pockets — to carry around the audacity.

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

@amyfaithho @sonodoc99 @TakeWeightOffMD Every three months with my MS med. I always assumed a prescription from a doctor meant the doctor found the medicine medically necessary. Ha

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

@rpackrat1 @ryanclinton Once I had a 290 billable hour month. It was hell and I couldn’t have done it again.

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

@andreavbecker I’m a lawyer, turning 50 this year, and I still have that dream about law school.

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

@shaunpcassidy I’ve never asked. Obviously, most resumes list education. But unless they went to my alma mater, I don’t really notice.

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

@oftenuncommon @libsoftiktok Amazing shoes!!!

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

A warning to anyone who uses Ikea glass kitchenware. https://t.co/mlOttaS3nP

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

@natecorbitt @peymamas Even the creative sex workarounds are always about the guy getting off. So coincidental.

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

@KJ72146804 @zekromvgc @PanfurMomb @chrissychlapp Tell me that you don’t speak German without saying that you don’t speak German.

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

@KJ72146804 @PanfurMomb @chrissychlapp Found some audacity in the comments.

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

My 78 year old mom is texting me from the senior center showing of an Elvis movie to see how many likes I have so far.

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

@PanfurMomb @chrissychlapp It’s why their pants all have pockets — to carry around the audacity.

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

@zekromvgc @PanfurMomb @chrissychlapp We often have those in Texas for buy one get one free. Explains why they have always two full front pockets.

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

@jxrdxnnguyen 🤷‍♀️🤣

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

My 55 yo friend who is having postmenopausal bleeding just called me from CVS in TX bc they refused to fill her Rx for misoprostol (used to open the cervix) bc she couldn’t prove she wasn’t having an abortion. She is having surgery in 2 days. This is what total abortion bans do.

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

@AITA_online You are too immature to be a people manager. I am guessing you finished school young to be a senior engineer with direct reports at age 23. So maybe you missed some maturing along the way.

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

Where is Will Smith when we need him? Or did Amazon engineer the slap so he would lose credibility and be unable to save humanity?

[ron knox @ronmknox]

1. Hello. Amazon today announced it would pay $1.7 billion to acquire iRobot, the company behind the Roomba robotic vacuum.

It may be the most dangerous, threatening acquisition in the company's history. A thread.

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

@IAmClintMurphy @RobertVillaseno

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@MonicaLewinsky And fuck the ones who put them on the court.

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@crippledveteran @jdt25bxx2r @AndrewYang Or maybe just attention seeking.

[Liz Weathers she/her @Liz_Weathers]

@crippledveteran @AndrewYang I mentioned it because that is all over the news here, but might not have had the national coverage yet.