cooper’s mom

[dalt @daltjbol]

Genuinely this is how my October has felt

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Realizing how fast I went from 18 to 28

[cooper’s mom @Liz_beth0]

@Jay_0029 @Astro_xo4 i need to see the bank statement first, so i can know if we’re going to chilis or cheesecake factory…

[cooper’s mom @Liz_beth0]

@Jay_0029 @Astro_xo4 whatever you say, as long as we get free drinks

[cooper’s mom @Liz_beth0]

@Jay_0029 @Astro_xo4 jay can you buy us drinks one night and we can forget about how dumb you are

[cooper’s mom @Liz_beth0]

@Astro_xo4 @Jay_0029 i know you’re still broke and mad about your ex, grow up and venmo jenn some money for starting all this nonsense

[cooper’s mom @Liz_beth0]

@Astro_xo4 @Jay_0029 i know enough about you jay, there’s not much to you 😊

[cooper’s mom @Liz_beth0]

@Astro_xo4 @Jay_0029 but you’re not a provider! so jenn doesn’t need to cook for you!

[cooper’s mom @Liz_beth0]

@Jay_0029 @Astro_xo4 i think you owe jenn like $20 for the time spent arguing on here (if you have $20) i can loan it if you don’t

[cooper’s mom @Liz_beth0]

@Jay_0029 @Astro_xo4 you didn’t tell her to wait…? but you wanted her to stay and believe in you and your “plans”?

[cooper’s mom @Liz_beth0]

@Jay_0029 @Astro_xo4 yeah jenn he’s not crashing out right now, just give him a minute to keep tweeting more shit about you like thanksgiving mac n cheese

[cooper’s mom @Liz_beth0]

@Jay_0029 @Astro_xo4 oh well too bad and so sad, you always miss what you didn’t appreciate in the first place! there’s no time for jenn to be waiting for you to make better decisions and try to change again and again…

[cooper’s mom @Liz_beth0]

@Jay_0029 @Astro_xo4 you can help to not make bad financial decisions, Jay, it’s a basic ability. don’t be mad jenn didn’t want to keep teaching you basic life skills

[cooper’s mom @Liz_beth0]

@Jay_0029 @Astro_xo4 well do you have it now? can you buy drinks and dinner and not embarrass your partner in front of her family?

[cooper’s mom @Liz_beth0]

@Jay_0029 @Astro_xo4 how’s the bank statement coming along?

[cooper’s mom @Liz_beth0]

@Jay_0029 @Astro_xo4 😂 yeah I can afford a nose job! you can’t afford a round of bowling or a some drinks at dinner :) and you wanted Jenn to believe in you, boy bye