LizaMartin

A luscious mix of words and tricks ...

[LizaMartin @LizaMartin]

Obviously I haven’t visited in a while. Looking to turn this into a more professional venue. Please feel free to help me be more grown-up!

[LizaMartin @LizaMartin]

@snicolelane Yes, interested. Are you still looking?

[LizaMartin @LizaMartin]

@AZ_Beau Good.

[LizaMartin @LizaMartin]

@parkermilner_ I’m a freelancer write who has worked in the industry and could help, because it definitely needs to be addressed.

[LizaMartin @LizaMartin]

@parkermilner_ Well-written article, but I think there’s a glaringly bigger problem here. They claim labor costs? The employees in the industry are basically contractual slaves, barely scraping by, sometimes having two or three jobs just to survive. You might consider a follow-up aricle.

[Sally Kohn @sallykohn]

Muslim shooter = entire religion guilty

Black shooter = entire race guilty

White shooter = mentally troubled lone wolf

[LizaMartin @LizaMartin]

It occurred to me that when you ask someone if they're "trying," you're really just politely asking if they're having sex hoping for a baby.

[LizaMartin @LizaMartin]

By the way, when did Taylor Swift become so obnoxious?

[LizaMartin @LizaMartin]

I am furious and astounded Peter Dinklage was shut out of the Emmy nominations. I mean, WTF?!

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

His body, my choice.

[pw @petewentz]

i am a problem and i DO NOT want to be solved.

[LizaMartin @LizaMartin]

@aaronpaul_8 Just signed the petition to bring you guys back to @ToysRUs. The action figures are cool, but not as cool as the plush dolls.

[LizaMartin @LizaMartin]

Toys 'R Us, you sure you want to cross "The One Who Knocks? This is BS. http://t.co/Lx0L6yDtWa

[LizaMartin @LizaMartin]

OK, I don't get corn. You chew it, swallow it, but when you poop it out it's whole again. What the what?

[LizaMartin @LizaMartin]

@khloekardashian You're the only Kardashian worth paying attention to b/c you are just so non-basic. Well, you and Scott. But does he count?

[Tyrion Lannister @GoT_Tyrion]

Today is Monday? http://t.co/8reWNIx9tm

[LizaMartin @LizaMartin]

Gee, Spaghetti Warehouse. Thanks for that 2 a.m. text. Your timing is about as superb as your food. #fuckingletmesleep

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

There are surely problems in the universe so advanced that our human brain cannot see them as problems in need of solution.