Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣

Hiya Twitterverse! Lizard Manager here! Be sure and check out me and my cryptid pals in our new upcoming web series Lizard Manager’s Used Cryptids! #LMUC

[Craig Isley @ceye]

Just added this outstanding #chupacabra original #cryptozoology art to my Mercari store along with OOAK pieces #bigfoot #nessie #lizardman & #jerseydevil 👉 https://t.co/ALRKNoqYMc

[Dr. Thylacine’s Hall of Cryptids @DrThylacine]

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[Dr. Thylacine’s Hall of Cryptids @DrThylacine]

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[Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣 @LizardManager]

Chico?!

[Dr. Thylacine’s Hall of Cryptids @DrThylacine]

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[Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣 @LizardManager]

Aldus Altie made a new friend today! Something tells me they’ll be very close. #cryptid #puppet #puppeteer #LMUC

[Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣 @LizardManager]

Don’t hire a regular DJ for your next event! You need a YETI DJ! DJ Freddie Yeti is always ready to drop beats. And I told him he must pick them up afterwards! Contact Lizard Manager’s Used Cryptids today! #LMUC #freddieyeti

[Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣 @LizardManager]

SHOCKING, exclusive, unbelievable, real footage of Bigfoot caught on tape! #noclickbait I promise!😉#LMUC https://t.co/iy92nqi5Af

[Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣 @LizardManager]

Need a terrifying living dinosaur for your next...well...whatever you'd need a terrifying living dinosaur for? We've got you covered with Yukon Ceratosaurus. Now available for a reasonable hourly rate. Or, pay by the scare! At #LMUC we'll work with you for all your bizarre needs!

[Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣 @LizardManager]

Glad to see my pal Sasquatch landed a big role in the new Mike Myers show #ThePentaverate on @netflix! Congrats!

[Dr. Thylacine’s Hall of Cryptids @DrThylacine]

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[Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣 @LizardManager]

Wait, there was some kind of WAR in the STARS? Amazing what you miss living in a swamp! #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣 @LizardManager]

Congrats! Some of you really know how to work a puppet, whatever the heck that is! And the acting chops on this group! Wow! Lizard Manager's Used Cryptids - A new cryptid comedy web series coming soon! Starring me, of course. And contact me if you need representation! #LMUC

[Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣 @LizardManager]

Who are these people and what do they have to do with MY show?!?! #LMUC

[Craig Isley @ceye]

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[Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣 @LizardManager]

The advice I give all my talented cryptids when they go out for an audition or start a performance. Being fully supportive is so important for a manager! #LMUC #GomezAddams #acting #meme

Auditions for Lizard Manager’s Used Cryptids are tomorrow! 👉 https://t.co/AyefhBtd7e

[Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣 @LizardManager]

Our most popular lake monster, Aldus Altie, is perfect for your next pool party or lake house retreat (In case you need the in-laws to leave early). Astound your friends with their very own close encounter with the ever-elusive (unless paid to appear) Altamaha-ha cryptid! #LMUC

[Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣 @LizardManager]

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[Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣 @LizardManager]

Hey, I’m on Instagram! Or The Gram, or Insta, or whatever it’s called! https://t.co/nn3OVMr0Jl

[Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣 @LizardManager]

Hello, Lizard Manager here! Clanton, Alabama I’ll be in you… Oh wait, that sounds wrong… I’ll be IN #Clanton, #Alabama Sunday, May 1, to audition folks for my new cryptid comedy web series Lizard Manager’s Used Cryptids! #ClantonAL #LMUC
For more info👉https://t.co/AyefhBtd7e

[Bizarre is our Business! L.M.U.C. 📈📊🦎💀👣 @LizardManager]

Buddy Bigfoot has an important message for you on this Earth Day! #EarthDay #EarthDay22 https://t.co/Z3EcuhSyE8