Lizard Kang

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[episode one @E1podcast]

This new hot dog will make you cum in 3 seconds

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

You just know Elon had cards against humanity packed to take to the island

[Hero Thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

If the only thing keeping a kid on the Nice List is the expectation of toys, then, brother, that kid is a piece of shit

[Lizard Kang @Lizard_Kang]

Damn I'm really just on Facebook

[brandon buckingham @Buckingham_Show]

I almost died and I need your help - I don’t like to ask you guys for anything but I am in a dire situation and this is my only option. I’ve created a GoFundMe to help my family and I in this trying time - god bless everyone who has sent kind messages I really appreciate it.

[mendezmendez @mendezmendez]

gm

[Lizard Kang @Lizard_Kang]

@2_Shinin @YouTube Shoulda hit it with the icon red circle + arrow

[Lizard Kang @Lizard_Kang]

aaaanndddd the render finished

[Lizard Kang @Lizard_Kang]

First step down the Blender rabbit hole completed. Shout out to @andrewpprice

[Lizard Kang @Lizard_Kang]

First step down the Blender rabbit hole completed. Shout out to @andrewpprice

[longstoryshort @itslngstryshrt]

my debut on @Monstercat out today and it means a lot to me

“how to feel alive” is out on all platforms today

play it loud ❤️

[petey @peteyburn]

wtf i think someone spiked my 15 Red Bull vodkas

[🜃 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔘𝔫𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔫 ⟁ @TheUnclean]

My morning meal

[birdbath @birdbath]

I was hanging out with my little cousin while he watched Instagram Reels. He showed no change of expression as it went from a Polynesian girl twerking her ass in sync with an Aphex Twin track, an ISIS beheading, and a MidJourney video showing an eerily accurate depiction of what Joe Rogan described experiencing on his most unsettling DMT trip. We'll see if he can convey any sign of emotion after I steal his gf as soon as she's 18, I know I'll feel nothing.

[Lizard Kang @Lizard_Kang]

If I'm exposed to Kobe motivational speeches in a corporate context one more time I think I'm really gonna do it

[Lizard Kang @Lizard_Kang]

@Smegbort @Wendigoon8 He's taking accountability for his mistake in this video. His wife said it was an AI video and a lot of other people assumed that bc it was so out of character of him. He's clarifying that video wasn't AI and explaining situation. I'm drunk. Long live wendigoon he's an angel

[Lizard Kang @Lizard_Kang]

@Smegbort @Wendigoon8 He was contacted by scammers saying ppl were trying to access his account. In an effort to reclaim access he made a verification video w/ piece of paper showing $wen, proceeded to get phished bc they used twitter-support domains in messaging, they accessed account, posted video

[erick the architect @erickarcelliott]

REVIVAL OUT NOW w/ @joycewrice ☀️
prod by myself + my brudda jodd knight
ARCSTRUMENTALS 3 OUT FRIDAY
PERFORMING AT @wonderfrontfest FRIDAY

DON’T FORGET TO DANCE