Elizabeth Vernarelli

rawr

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

If this Olivia album came out this past fall I would’ve needed to buy a gun

[Elizabeth Vernarelli @Lizard_Vern]

@NoahKahan I’ve been trying to tell people this smh

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

PEOPLE DUMPING TRUMP OVER GAS PRICES AND NOT CHILD RAPE IS SCARY.

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Listen, Apple. If I accidentally click a name on the call log and hang up within .5 seconds, it shouldn't show up on their phone as a missed call. We need the ability to bail on this mistake. How about a 2 second grace period or something? Idc just fix it please!

[Nikki 🦋 @_nhlsharks]

My favorite part of Off Campus was when Garrett beat the shit out of Delaney and he was like “oh no!!! My career is ruined!!!! The Bruins won’t want me anymore!!!!!!” Meanwhile the Boston Bruins irl would be like: we’re gonna sign you tomorrow

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

[lindsay @whereislindss]

yeah Ticketmaster is the enemy but also why are artists okay with their tickets being as much as my rent

[helmut gang @kold_summ3r]

Trader Joe’s is a snack shop cosplaying as a grocery store

[BB @whatuplakerss]

It should not be over $500 round Trip to fly anywhere IN the United States thats the point !

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

The craziest thing about gas prices going up from $2.89 to $4.50 in the US in just 6 weeks is that Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

When you realize you have to pay $4.50 a gallon because the president of the US raped children on a private island

[Rex is in the ruins of Raccoon City @TsaiMeLemoni]

We need "filler" episodes but we also need seasons longer than 8-10 episodes for them to work

[ava🐞RALEIGH PORCH IS NOW @takemewayback]

anyway no ticket is worth $400 at the end of the day fans are being priced out of shows and the regular person is not going to be able to afford live music soon unless you spend hundreds upon hundreds and say what u want but that’s disgusting

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

And just like that… everybody stopped talking about the Epstein Files.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I miss the days when I didn’t know who the FBI Director was because they weren’t chasing clout and did their fucking job.

[2𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓴𝓮𝔂𝔂 @nomodeath]

NO amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants will make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore for this economy.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

If you live in a country that sends poor people to jail for using drugs, but doesn't send rich people to jail for raping kids, you live in a shit hole country.

[Mark 15:35 @TinaZinhle]

me going to work at 6am after going to bed at 3am