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unreliable narrator

[camille @peachofthewest]

the substances are actually abusing me

[shato @meishato]

let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

sex is kinda scary cant we just watch the movie

[A @seattleiminyou]

Need to go sit in my car about this

[Laurence @ibeonline]

Got fooled again they're taking me to the sike ward

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Sorry for never responding. I died at least six times the past week alone. Today I was getting hot chocolate. Tomorrow I will die again.

[main event dani uso ᥫ᭡ || adw pilled📚🌍 @GLASSTABLEFLO]

you’re gonna have to send the national guard to carry me out of the theater

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

they should invent a day where i don’t wonder why

[rina @urrrinal]

just came back from my walk and i was right bout everything

[grimace @siIIymonkey]

if halloween is over then why am i still scared

[cher @hackneyededits]

if anyone wants to kill me im walking around outside late at night

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

for halloween i will be okay

[Colin @colinarmis]

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

[Sean @panoptisean]

I honestly love going to Krogers. I love seeing all the different groceries

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

“I’m not a political person” ok then go back to your room and let the grown ups talk

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

god didn’t make jaws

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

[at a job interview] i would have to say my greatest strength is my sleight of hand