Longleggedlizard

I’m not a lizard. My legs are an average length.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I have many criticisms of Sunak and the Conservatives but we should all reflect that they have shown no hesitation in accepting the will of the people nor any hint of questioning its legitimacy. Citizens of other nations look on enviously.

[Longleggedlizard @Lizardlegged]

Hi @gigsandtours I have just realised that in my excitement to book Foo Fighters tickets this morning I typed my email address in wrong 🙈 I can log in to seetickets with incorrect email and see the tickets but obviously haven’t had the email confirmation. Will this be ok?

[Keith @keithdunn]

The finishers. #BM100

[Longleggedlizard @Lizardlegged]

@clarecordell I remember the day you were born, and I can confirm it was exactly, er, 28 years ago tomorrow 🤐

[Damien Cross @DC_F1]

Never forget this nifty gift wrapping hack if your paper is a little bit too small

[Longleggedlizard @Lizardlegged]

Jumper update: still not finished 🙈🤣

[Longleggedlizard @Lizardlegged]

Now that winter is here maybe I should finish the jumper I started knitting in March 🙄🤣

[Longleggedlizard @Lizardlegged]

Hmmm, just tried to finish the sleeves. Totally forgot what was going on. Made a mistake, tried to unpick. Totally messed it up 🙈

[Sarah Phelps @PhelpsieSarah]

Twat Nest.

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

Nadine Dorries' character-arc is currently at the point where she's singing "As Long As He Needs Me" whilst the audience shout "BUT HE'S BILL SYKES."

[Longleggedlizard @Lizardlegged]

@clarecordell I remember you liking these books, every time I see a Hairy Maclary book I think of you!

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Thick cunt.

[Longleggedlizard @Lizardlegged]

@clarecordell Actually pretty accurate 🤣

[The Poke @ThePoke]

#IllegalMigrationBill

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

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[Longleggedlizard @Lizardlegged]

Went out for a run and took a pair of trainers with me to try out. Getting out the car and getting stuff together my brain is nudging me but I don’t know why. Half a mile into the run I remember I’ve got the wrong trainers on 😒🤣Stupid 🧠

[Longleggedlizard @Lizardlegged]

Why does your brain remind you that you’ve forgotten something with a little niggling thought that you can’t quite put your finger on. But not actually tell you what it is that you’ve forgotten 🧠 🤷‍♀️

[Longleggedlizard @Lizardlegged]

@LauraPony 🤣 We either make her run with one of us (at her pace) or she volunteers whilst we run- I’m one of the RDs so we end up going most weeks either running or volunteering. To be honest I think she’s looking forward to the time when she’s old enough to stay home alone 🤣

[Longleggedlizard @Lizardlegged]

@LauraPony In fact, daughter is having a sleepover this Friday night and I’m quite annoyed as it means 1) I’ll probably get no sleep and 2) no parkrun 🤣🤣

[Longleggedlizard @Lizardlegged]

@LauraPony I very selfishly try to do my best to avoid any extra curricular activities on a Saturday morning 🙊