Lizard of Serenity

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[Lizard of Serenity @LizardoSerenity]

@sigfig8 @WordofCommander in retrospect, I really should have used foils.

[Lizard of Serenity @LizardoSerenity]

@WordofCommander you know what else feels like cheating? Cheating.

[Lizard of Serenity @LizardoSerenity]

@WordofCommander orrrrrr... Come home right away?

[Lizard of Serenity @LizardoSerenity]

@Yassir_Lester and how did that make you feel?

[Lizard of Serenity @LizardoSerenity]

@LizardoSerenity But didn't Susan at least have a face yesterday?

[Lizard of Serenity @LizardoSerenity]

Changed info because if my mom can follow me on twitter then anyone can. ::resisting desire to retweet stuff to make her uncomfortable::

[Lizard of Serenity @LizardoSerenity]

@LizardoSerenity nobody would notice a change in ability or attitude.

[Lizard of Serenity @LizardoSerenity]

if the personnel dept at my new job heads were severed they would still live for 48 hours like a chicken.

[Lizard of Serenity @LizardoSerenity]

@lansdellicious heard. Gl

[Oracle Park Seagull  @OracleSeagull]

On assignment: eating garlic fries

[Self Aware ROOMBA @SelfAwareROOMBA]

New lesson embedded in most basic algorithm, to consume a sequence of brightly colored sugar rocks is to know who ROOMBA's real friends are.

[Self Aware ROOMBA @SelfAwareROOMBA]

(Young HUMAN cradles ROOMBA, whispers "thank you" into filter)

[Lizard of Serenity @LizardoSerenity]

@Yassir_Lester yummy, right?

[Lizard of Serenity @LizardoSerenity]

@WordofCommander it's fucking paper!!! Omg. Cardboard crack for realsies.

[Lizard of Serenity @LizardoSerenity]

@WordofCommander where is it? Holly needs something epic to cut her first teeth on.

[Lizard of Serenity @LizardoSerenity]

@WordofCommander Yeah, you breath all heavy and get sweaty when you do it. #thingsthatturnmeon

[Lizard of Serenity @LizardoSerenity]

“@deanjnorris: Laughed over spilled milk today for a changeReally no dif
Stilhad to clean that shitup. Fuck cutesy sayings” @mrdaiglesclass

[Lizard of Serenity @LizardoSerenity]

“@deanjnorris: My talk show no one picked up. There loss. Fuckers Dean Norris Cop Talk http://t.co/wK9cSFc8u6 via @youtube” @mrdaiglesclass

[Luis Moncada @LuisMoncada77]

#ThrowbackThursday Brain Blown out by Hank @deanjnorris @BreakingBad_AMC The ShootOut. Who's hungry? ;)