⚢ Olaf Mortensen of Wheatville, Montana ⚢

¡FREE LUIGI!💃🏼 She/They 💃🏼

[⚢ Olaf Mortensen of Wheatville, Montana ⚢ @LizardsInParis]

Just found out Michael Jordan and Michael B. Jordan are not the same person. I was thinking it was kind of weird that people just recently started using Michael Jordan's middle initial, or that maybe the B stood for Basketball or something

[miss bitters 🎀 @sheluvsmyscent]

me + my letterboxd 🎞️💕

[Crab.lgbt @crabriella_]

New Paddy’s Pub scheme

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

so who’s seeing phoebe bridgers this year

[yuriberi 🍓 @phoebe_the_bat]

Finally an excuse to use this image

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

he deleted his post but i think this it’s funny enough to share again

[blaire @pissshit90001]

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my TWITTER

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[⚢ Olaf Mortensen of Wheatville, Montana ⚢ @LizardsInParis]

Showing up 2 the Gay Bday Party w/ a stranger's small dog is the hottest thing u can do

[dennis @basedondennis]

i have a serious case of untreated car autism and im not joking look At all the times i’ve doxxed all my oomfs cars

[arius ☆ @ageofarius]

Listening to them talk about all the men they wanna fuck and suck but god forbid I say I wanna eat pussy or I’m feeling a woman suddenly it gets real quiet

[miss bitters 🎀 @sheluvsmyscent]

Oh OF COURSE Pete Wentz is a Gemini

[hannah☾ @_m0stardently]

do any other lesbians feel so out of place when hanging out with straight women

[moll 𝜗𝜚 @mollylandtoo]

it’s their day

[miss bitters 🎀 @sheluvsmyscent]

pink like the inside of your 💕🌸🎀

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

when it gets to 2pm and the €18 cocktails start whispering to me like this

[⚢ Olaf Mortensen of Wheatville, Montana ⚢ @LizardsInParis]

Bacteria would b a beautiful name 4 a bb girl. Teri 4 short

[⚢ Olaf Mortensen of Wheatville, Montana ⚢ @LizardsInParis]

Juno (2007)

[miri @eggoslug]

do you guys have a movie that you love so much that you consider it to be a family member to you

[Canelita @Canela_chair]

He vuelto