Lizaster

My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious 💥

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@iamothinker @jimmyfallon Spliffie duh

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@WhatSoNot That was such a special moment and an amazing set 🙏

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@corriasmith Yes 😅

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So, are we working from home or living at work?

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@pitkin_ryan Butter pecan! Lol jk, I’m not an 80 year old man

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Charlotte folks! I am part of an art show this Friday at @c3lab_charlotte in South End 7-10PM (free for all ages !)

https://t.co/0Jtrv3kxps

#clt #art #southend @arthurbros @WeRtheWormholes #nc #meditation #OBEshow2019 #outofbody @charlotteagenda #cltcheap @queencitynerve

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Jean 'speedos' are here to ruin summer https://t.co/NutILnrncv

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“Can I get two boxes of Sudafed?”

“Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time.”

“Ok then, just the one box of Sudafed and these 7 guns.”

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@MusicChickCLT @LiveNation @Rockstardisrupt @circasurvive @circasurvive Are you not playing CLT June 29?? You're why I bought tickets 😭😭😭

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Days like this when it's cold and rainy make me really wish I had this tortilla blanket to make myself into a human burrito

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@AbrasiveGhost Biscuit

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Business idea: Chantix, but for cookies

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@pitkin_ryan Ugh not in Charlotte 😭

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If you have hours you need to kill, head to the “Minute Clinic” @CVSHealth @MinuteClinic #terrible

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I just worked out... is there going to be a trophy or awards ceremony or how does this work?

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RT @technicallyron: It is the period between Christmas and New Year. No one knows what day it is. Time doesn’t really exist. Can we start drinking at 10am? Why not. Existence is a confusion.

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@movementsCA your show tonight was incredible and I missed getting the fish flag 🐟 but I can’t go on without it.... please please can I pay you a trillion dollars to ship it or something, anything??

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I have a purely symbolic tradition of packing a book and workout clothes in my vacation bag

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MC @Lizaster on the mic! #sofarCLT

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RT @josiahcomic: I want to live in a city where you see more food trucks than truck trucks