Lizard

I taste just like glitter mixed with rock n roll. Bite me.

[Lizard @Lizilicious]

I still feel like it’s 2016

[Lizard @Lizilicious]

First, probably last, and only tweet of 2024. Are they even called tweets anymore?

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@GregAbbott_TX u happy

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It was boring now I don’t wanna go to a concert til that baby comes out and she can twerk again

[Variety @Variety]

"When you do things with love and passion, everything is easier."

Bad Bunny accepts his #Grammy. https://t.co/adK5uZhUEF

[Lizard @Lizilicious]

I’m in my Tylenol era

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Twisted Tea @TwistedTea]

1-888-389-4783

[Lizard @Lizilicious]

I have socialed all the media today

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The ghetto MA’s at this job are my people

[Lizard @Lizilicious]

Why am I 35 years old and just now finding out about Monterrey Jack cheese

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Bring back
Cooper Rush

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If there was a pumpkin pie eating contest I would def win

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Not me at orientation looking at jobs on indeed

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Where are the ups

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I didn’t blow cinnamon into the house for November bc I did it last month and I ended up getting fired twice.

[Lizard @Lizilicious]

Alexa, play Christmas music

[SAINT @saint]

RIP Takeoff 💔

1994-2022

[WRLD @wrld_mag]

Repose en paix Takeoff 🕊️

Le rappeur s’est fait tué cette nuit à Houston, il avait 28 ans..

[Lizard @Lizilicious]

Somebody come up with a new Twitter