Sonny Koufax

Everything I say is a joke, I am a joke

[Sonny Koufax @Lizkat__]

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[Queen 💋 @Queen_ubz]

Fan girling over @Kehlani with @Lizkat__ we’ve already got our plans to go to the concert and no album has dropped no tour dates have been given 🤣😭❤️

[Sonny Koufax @Lizkat__]

I wish someone would’ve hit me with a bus when I was 15

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My kids dad just said that him asking if our kids were his when I told him I was pregnant, even though we were in a relationship and living together, was him being “silly”

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Accidentally spent $70 filling my tank, if the plans aren’t you coming over to hold me while I cry about the price of gas, don’t invite me

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I finally don’t look emaciated and now it’s trendy, ok🙄

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

I actually think that hurting my feelings should be punishable by death

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If it was more than once, that’s not the point

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Y'all are so mad that bad bunny wore a dress once and stands up for injustice but not about the fact that half the football players you’re going to watch beat on women and with little to no repercussions 🤔

[Sonny Koufax @Lizkat__]

I’m almost 30, I’m so excited but that means I gotta get all my stupidity out asap

[Sonny Koufax @Lizkat__]

I know I need to take a break from the internet whenever I start wanting lip filler

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My eyes are fucked

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I’ve been crying for three days, someone pls make it stop

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Is it weird that I hold mugs with my left hand Even though I’m not a lefty

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I’m mad and hungry as fuck

[Sonny Koufax @Lizkat__]

In another life I know I was on the show Love After Lockup but I don’t know if I was the prisoner or not

[Sonny Koufax @Lizkat__]

I think I peaked in 2019 and I’m mad as fuck about it

[Sonny Koufax @Lizkat__]

Been having panic attacks in my sleep/cannot wake myself from bad dreams so I’m on day 3 of not sleeping until I pass out from pure exhaustion

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Trying so hard to find small joys in the depressing ass day that today is, everyone be safe outside, you will not catch me anywhere until further notice

[Sonny Koufax @Lizkat__]

Paisley stood unassisted today for the first time ever🥺 best birthday ever fr, everyone needs to tell her congratulations NOW

[Sonny Koufax @Lizkat__]

Me: crocheting all the time to get better and potentially have stock for a business
BD: all you do is sit there and crochet, I do everything