elizabeth

follow me if you also hate yourself

[kate @wibblemtn]

robbie williams could do hey jude but the beatles couldn’t do rock dj

[s mommy @thecavemommy]

Why did Big Christmas ™️ collectively all decide that Grinch was going to be so popular this year? Makes no sense, the reanimated movie came out like 7 years ago, but every store has Grinch stuff like it just came out, even McDonald’s did lol, what am I missing

[kate ✨ @pulpy_fiction]

really does evoke this doesn’t it. evil bastards

[George Foulkes @GeorgeFoulkes]

What about the British "ex-pats" in Spain & Portugal who do not speak Spanish or Portuguese?

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

[big duntles @biglunty]

fella in the shop by me hates nothing more than you using the evri parcel point he chose to have in his shop

[SD 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @siadaisy_]

why do you lot check your student loan 😭 pls it isn’t real

[hayd @haydroflask]

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

[eve 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @stayinlavender]

pitch black at 5:30

[Ajibola @4jibola]

apparently i'm not even going through a lot, i just need money.

[ٰ @notsorealfgs]

I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks

[daisy 🌼 @miyazakicoded]

everyday is the same when ur employed as well

[Shivani @ilovemy__house]

Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for

[ꨄ︎ rain. @anxietyatrest]

👀

[wuf @bong_rot]

Grocery shopping is so scary …… there are items that cost 6.99 that have never been 6.99 before