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‘Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.’ Michael Scott.

[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

I would give anything to have a cold Strongbow dark fruit chucked over me in a sunny beer garden as England score and the beautiful raw of everyone singing ‘footballs coming home again!’ I miss you already summer.

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[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

@AmritaBhutiya ?!?!?!??

[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

@Hermesparcels you are the worst courier service known to man. Come back from my trip away early because my delivery changed to today 12:00-14:00 for your courier to not even attempt to deliver it and said they will come Monday instead.

[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

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[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

Know what makes me feel uncomfortable? People calling a beer garden, a pub garden. Just doesn’t sit right with me 🥴

[MAOAM UK @OfficialMAOAM]

@weetabix @HeinzUK Are you bean serious? stick to the bix, we’ll make the mischief. 😂😜

[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

@graciekirton Yours already does duck! But I’m with you sis! 🤪

[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

I really took it for granted when I was able to smell and taste. WHAT IF I DON’T TASTE ME CHRISTMAS DINNER?! No pubs and no taste will officially make it the worst Christmas in history.

[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

Wonder if I will ever not spill my first sip of coffee on morning. Too excited to get it in me gob and clearly my hand eye coordination is shocking.

[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

Does anyone else see people on their Instagram where it’s their birthday but you have that moment of ‘I’m sure they have about two birthdays a year?’ ‘Im sure they had a birthday a couple of months back?’

[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

@kirbey_leigh They’d be safe with me 😈

[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

@RheDale This is actually my biggest fear.

[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

I was today years old when I found out cornflakes were invented as an anti-masturbatory morning meal...

[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

@RheDale Bon appetite

[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

Highlight of the holiday: Charlotte nearly making us get on a yacht with a load of prostitutes who were going straight to Israel.

[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

It’s a sign of a good holiday when you come with no pictures

[lizbellis @LizzieBellis]

Wish someone would take Kanyes phone off him