Lizzie Bellman 🦕

In my world everyone is a pony, they eat rainbows and poop butterflies :) she/her

[Lizzie Bellman 🦕 @LizzieBellman]

Unemployment/Quarantine Day 4: check on your extroverted friends. We have too much time and not enough social interaction.

[Ottawa Charge @PWHL_Ottawa]

hey Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie, we still have some space saved for you 😉

don't miss our ONLY matchup against the Montréal Victoire in Ottawa this season at Canadian Tire Centre on April 3!
🎟️ https://t.co/yiSSJHG05A

[Ron Shillman @shillman1]

I don’t want a president who’s “just like me.” I want a president who’s smarter than me, more articulate than me, more well-read than me, and better educated than me with the confidence to surround themselves with people smarter, more educated and articulate than they are.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

The data centres used to power ai use more electricity in a year than 117 countries. So when you’re participating in the inane little ai trends, turning yourself into Ghibli art, turning yourself into a little doll, that’s the hungry little beast you’re feeding.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo needs a hug today. ❤️

[emma @do_not_test_me]

listen to me. i do not want the help of AI in anything i do. my mind is beautiful and clear. a glistening lake. if i receive another notification on my computer from a service or software asking if i want AI assistance im going to end up on the news. DO NOT POISON MY LAKE

[michi @the_smollbean]

Instead of using AI slop, how about you learn to draw instead. Fuckin loser

[Lizzie Bellman 🦕 @LizzieBellman]

Rewatching Stargate SG-1….. how many off world boyfriends does Samantha have?!

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Five trees just died because you don’t know how to use Google

[Best Of Minnesota @BestPixMN]

Should we join Canada? Free healthcare and maple syrup don't sound so bad.

[Sydney🚀 @CountVolpe]

The person at Apple who designed the new layout for the photos app should be imprisoned

[Vee 🤍 @braidedfolklore]

"Taylor ruined football" good I hope she ruins everything men love I hope she burns it all to the ground

[Acyn @Acyn]

Michelle Obama: If we don't get this election right, your wife, your daughter, your mother, we as women will become collateral damage to your rage. So are you as men prepared to look into the eyes of the women you love and tell them you supported this assault?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

There were 42 assassination attempts on Hitler.

It’s hardly a reason to vote for someone.

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

"I have concepts of a plan" is how I'm going to get out of every marital argument going forward.

[Fluff @gymnasticsfluff]

It just hit me like a ton of bricks that the democrats have to win because we cannot under any circumstances have Trump representing the US at LA2028

[kel ❤️‍🔥 @keldotlauren]

trump almost getting assassinated & biden getting covid in the same week is the most american thing imaginable. almost getting killed by something they both pretended to not be a problem is poetic — no one doin it like us fr