LizzieDrizzle

Chips don't lie.

[The Poke @ThePoke]

The response to this person’s 50th birthday moan is the best present ever
https://t.co/Fv8V3KUURM

[LizzieDrizzle @LizzieDrizzle]

Crime City - Season Two Episode One 'Chief's Grief' https://t.co/CzD2qz68zH via @YouTube

[Ben @0point5twins]

[inventing Twitter]
what if there was a ‘Fight Club’ for people who only wanted to *argue* with strangers?

[Cloe Feldman @CloeCouture]

What do you hear?! Yanny or Laurel

[LizzieDrizzle @LizzieDrizzle]

#KateMiddleton after giving #birth and me after giving birth. #Whoworeitbest ?

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

BATMAN: the pancakes need flipping, hand me the spatula
ROBIN: u mean batula
BATMAN: *sighing* yes Robin, the batula

[years later, after the divorce]

BATMAN: the pancakes need flipping
ALFRED: here’s the spatula
BATMAN: *tears soaking his mask* the batula

[Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour]

This, especially the last paragraph, is one of the most achingly true things I’ve ever read about Christmas.

[Geraint @geraintgriffith]

Our dad taught us the meaning of Christmas by refusing to buy us Christmas presents and donating to Ladbrokes on our behalf.

[LizzieDrizzle @LizzieDrizzle]

Jeremy Corbyn wins an award for world peace and the silence from the mainstream media is deafening https://t.co/1TaudidEab via @thecanarysays

[Geraint @geraintgriffith]

We looked at gluten and dairy free options for Christmas dinner, Steve, then decided that it would be cheaper not to invite you.

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

'My wife doesn't work' poster (c.1976) by See Red Women's Workshop, London #womensart

[LizzieDrizzle @LizzieDrizzle]

@SundayBrunchC4 1

[LizzieDrizzle @LizzieDrizzle]

@SundayBrunchC4 #bestpicturever 8 1/2 months #pregnant #picnic he asked me to marry him #isaidyes December 5th in the sandunes xxx

[Florence + the Machine @florencemachine]

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[𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 @pearlylondon]

Did a double take at the tele this morning... CBeebies are teaching kids how to whistle! 🤤

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

'Chandelier of Lost Earrings' by artists Lauren Sagar and Sharon Campbell, sculpture made from over 3,000 donated single earrings #womensart

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

Betsy Youngquist, multi media artist who creates sculptural mosaics using beads and antique porcelain doll parts #womensart

[LizzieDrizzle @LizzieDrizzle]

The BBC dedicated 50% of its coverage to Harry’s engagement. Here’s what it ‘forgot’ to cover. https://t.co/f4yYF6w3jS via @thecanarysays

[Ben Andac (on bluesky now - same @) @TheSakeDiary]

My new favourite thing... apparently Cadbury's commissioned Jonathan Glazer (Under the Skin, Sexy Beast, *that* Guinness ad) to make an ad for Flake. This is the astounding result, which was declined by Cadbury's and never televised: https://t.co/u6aTc8nXHZ