LIZZIELOVESPIZZA

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

Is Ben Affleck gonna be ok

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

Every day we stray further from god’s light

[bobby @bobby]

actual names of kids playing in the little league world series game on espn right now:
-fuller carver
-hudson harper
-knox nance
-cabbott clark
-colton clayton
-cason rhoden

[meg @bymeg]

im sorry ——— there's a team called the nuggets???????????????? back to vanderpump rules i go

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

Me at Eras

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

Absolutely unforgivable lmao

[The New York Times @nytimes]

When we travel together with our children, my husband buys himself a ticket in first class and puts me and our children in economy or economy plus. https://t.co/cbHJqIR4I1

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

This is the happiest day of my life

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

The #PumpRules Reunion Trailer is here!!!

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

My English bulldog is ready and willing to move to Georgia and fulfill her duty (I will not be joining her)

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthletic: After two national championships and eight years, Georgia's English Bulldog mascot, Uga X, is retiring. The Bulldogs went 91-18 during Uga X’s reign. https://t.co/RQu9W5Q1Xw

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

How do I automatically block people who text me “are you still pregnant?” Or “did you have the baby yet?”

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

0/10 would recommend moving at 38 weeks pregnant

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

spencer pratt is kinda spitting #PumpRules

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

Not only have I not seen a single one of these Oscar movies but I have also never heard their names

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

I need to stop doing stupid things (like not keeping cookies in the house when I know I need a minimum of 2 cookies per day)

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

Prob going to regret saying this when I burn alive in a wildfire but I miss the drought

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

😂😂😂

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

Look lady I’m watching as much Vanderpump Rules as possible but the episodes just aren’t coming out fast enough

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

What makes you light up when you talk about it? Do more of that.

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

Ep 7 of Fleishman is in Trouble is Claire Danes best work

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

Is it even Valentine’s Day if your toddler doesn’t eat too much sugar and spew red puke all over her crib?

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

Today my beloved child dipped a toy in a puddle of dog pee and then put it in my hair and said “for you, mama”

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

This sketch made me cry laffin

[Liam Gareau @liamgareau]

I am so glad this generation finally has their “Debbie Downer at Disneyland”

[LIZZIELOVESPIZZA @LizzieFoodstein]

Tonight my child tried a vegetable at dinner! And that one small piece of diced tomato was the only thing on her plate she ate 🫠