LizzieJarrettUnreal

Magical realism and “just plain weird!” from the pen of the unreal Lizzie Jarrett.

[LizzieJarrettUnreal @LizzieJarrett9]

#WritingCommunity #sussex #Covid_19 #trees
My favourite secret beauty spot eleven months apart. On the left May 2019 (beauty, symmetry, reflections), on the right April 2020 (filthy water, broken tree infected by fungus).Meta-what!

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@DzintraSullivan Leave #Twitter now!

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@alicegoulding9 You should be very, very proud of yourself. 🧡

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Go to https://t.co/4a3s3KUhXC & read 'My red metal time machine', a #free #short #story.
Thanks to the.floating.point (Marko Pekic) on #instagram for the #photo.
#70s #80s #WritingCommunity #writing #uk #readAwrite

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@EveAinsworth I'm sorry anyone ever used the 'stupid' word. I work at a Crawley school where I would lose my job if I were to do such a thing. Not enough attention is given to the Arts...I left my job at another local school when they reduced the music dept. to a shadow of its former glory!😡

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@alicegoulding9 @BillySherratt @BarbaraNadel @OwenElaineowen1 @VGMont @Wulf_Helm Well at least I got the right person, in the end. Don't worry, I don't bother changing the picture on my driving licence...I am very camera shy nowadays.

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@BillySherratt @alicegoulding9 @BarbaraNadel @OwenElaineowen1 @VGMont @Wulf_Helm
I'm trying not to be so dependent on he that rhymes with 'Dusk, Husk, Rusk & Tusk'. If you are on #Facebook #instagram or #Threads, please let me know.

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@LFrostWrites I know, Keanu Reeves won't leave me alone 🤣

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@BarbaraNadel @BillySherratt @alicegoulding9 @OwenElaineowen1 @VGMont @Wulf_Helm I get attracted to the crap and then feel polluted by having read it...

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@BarbaraNadel @BillySherratt @alicegoulding9 @OwenElaineowen1 @VGMont @Wulf_Helm Please do 💙. This platform is like an addiction, and has too many toxic areas.

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@brclothwrites Chicken Noodle soup, can't go wrong. Has to be packet mix tho' and not tinned!

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@Wulf_Helm @BillySherratt @alicegoulding9 @BarbaraNadel @OwenElaineowen1 @VGMont @wulfhelm Oh, I've not tried that. I might be seeing a little less of you my thane, but as you know I am part Danish...and have also recently found out that I have Devonshire blood too! Although, I'll always be a 'Jam Firster' at heart.

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@alicegoulding9 @BillySherratt @BarbaraNadel @OwenElaineowen1 @VGMont @Wulf_Helm Are you alisongoulding9 or alicegoulding9?

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@goodreads This one, of course. I've even written a #script.
https://t.co/d6YPIvrJpv

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@KellyJFlood @chrisdifford Squeeze played #Crawley leisure centre in the #80s, they were AMAZING! This building has no acoustics at all, and I have seen The Clash, The Adverts, The Jam and The Stranglers and Level 42 there - who were all terrible in that particular building. So Squeeze - you rule! 🎸🎹👨‍🎤

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My last visit to @NymansNT this holiday, I did get a bit carried away with the #trees again! But here is my offering for #thicktrunktuesday.
P.S. #Sussex is the best place in the world, when the sun is out. When it rains I wish I were elsewhere, but then a #tree needs rain 🤓🌧️

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@NoContextBrits https://t.co/8QMAl0HLWg
Join in with the chorus everyone!

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@MarkHam80780803 Say it isn't true!

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@DrMclarnon @carolvorders @theAliceRoberts We're the absolute best, aren't we?

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@baddestmamajama My son is called Ben (1 of 7 in his year group, when he was at school). His cousin is called Josh or Joshy-Woshy-Doo-Daa, I believe.