Lizzie Sees Red

Software Developer, Geek, Artist, Mother to 3.
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112 at 2:35pm Sunday
Holy hell. Monday is supposed to be hotter. 80F by 6am? Wtf
#portlandheatwave

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@NancyMace What a self own

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

OUCH! @NancyMace feel the burn!!

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@emgirl3 @amazon same here

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@faseshift @drumpf_cats_hat @mmpadellan What "good deal" are you thinking he's going to get by saying he's renaming a body of water that he has no power to rename? It just makes him look stupid. And even if he could change it, what's the play? Everyone else will keep calling it Gulf of Mexico.

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@faseshift @janie_humphrey @mmpadellan Please explain in detail WTF you're talking about

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@elonmusk @Tesla "We". Didn't you show up later?

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@karenmeekcoen @JoeNBC @morningmika my thoughts exactly

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Can't beat 'em, Join 'em? @Morning_Joe

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@obannan @OJE_Oore @fluxplore @elonmusk ok. Women can't have sex before marriage. Got it . Who are the guys screwing then? Each other? Sex workers? Their "girlfriend in Canada"

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@obannan @fluxplore @elonmusk Do you put anything on the guys? Or is it just the woman's responsibility?

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@elonmusk Is this the crap you feed your baby mommas?

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@patriottakes The only thing this bathroom needs is some gold statues with clocks in their bellies

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@sandiechill @patriottakes Carpet too

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@elonmusk You are a clown 🤡

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@Skygodd28579329 @ElmerFuddee @DougWahl1 It might not be accurate but it's true.

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@Elmn8TruthH8rs @PrezLives2022 Lol. Spoken like someone without kids

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@tnsampson2 @saunderss57 @PrezLives2022 I hope you're not actually teaching your students to just stick everything into a program and completely missing the point

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@mr_loob365 @Trista7488NEW @PrezLives2022 Because federal laws keep states from doing dumb shit

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@saunderss57 @GOPJesusUSA @PrezLives2022 I did!

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@CarolynShannah1 @tonic516 @PrezLives2022 1976??? I see no evidence that anything you conjecture would actually happen because that's not offered as a plan but anyone. My kid depends on this service right now. So excuse me if your "who's to say" doesn't provide comfort. Seems like it's no skin off your nose either way