Liz

Mortal by choice; awesome by birth. They/She

[Liz @LizzyB28]

@FBIDirectorKash hey— you should totally loosen the operation analysts requirement on THC+CBD+CBG. Get rid of it; you know you don’t have to pee test and I think you would argue you do good work. At me if you want to chat

[Liz @LizzyB28]

The amount of clearly AI-generated commercials are the worst uncanny valley-bullshit. They’re just lazy & poor quality.

Do you know why Jurassic park holds up still? Practical effects. Those were created by dedicated artists, film makers, and scientists. AI can’t replace humans.

[Liz @LizzyB28]

No more good spoons. Only ‘bad vibes’ spoons and sporks remain.

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

boy do i have something to tell you

[Liz @LizzyB28]

@elonmusk you want to know a really good way to dunk on us liberals? Pay my student loans and brag about how little money it is to you. Then you could share out how I’m such a pathetic lib-loser that I couldn’t afford to pay $x. Win-win

[Liz @LizzyB28]

Whenever I visit a place with a bidet, I always imagine my vagina is a man at a fancy dinner gently dabbing the corners of his mouth with a napkin.

[Liz @LizzyB28]

It’s been rad to see how much of my Facebook group suggestions have been about history, art, any sort of ‘threading’ hobby (cross, by hand, on machine, etc.) instead of the feral, unhinged, and, frankly, wildly ‘out of pocket’ ones of the past.

#winning

[Liz @LizzyB28]

Dasani: the only bottled water that makes you think about it’s ‘texture’

[Liz @LizzyB28]

You’ll never be more thirsty than directly after drinking a bottle of Dasani

[Liz @LizzyB28]

‘Phallic Maggots’ would be the title of my book if I was a historian writing about the main players of the current administration…. Or the title of my teenage metal band.

[Liz @LizzyB28]

You know what? Fuck the controversy. I’m just gonna say it—

Gutermann cotton thread is ass trash.

[Liz @LizzyB28]

Emus are the wasps of the bird world

[Liz @LizzyB28]

This Tuesday is clearly a Thursday

[Liz @LizzyB28]

The moment I get paper cuts on my thighs I know it’s costume-making season.

[Liz @LizzyB28]

Y’all ever get so hungry that your stomach starts sounding like a Skeksis in a disagreement?

[Liz @LizzyB28]

I’m struggling between wanting people to notice right away if I go missing and my desire to never be near or talk to people every day.

[Liz @LizzyB28]

Hey, as an AuDHD, sometimes menial tasks are a great brain break. Using tedium as a medium is definitely my bag

[Liz @LizzyB28]

A future so dystopian that I amusingly shouty caps with my AI and where my AI is mouthing off at me.

[Liz @LizzyB28]

Question: was the Bulgarian cam girl that Grant Amato killed his family for one of Andrew Tate’s?

[Liz @LizzyB28]

You either die as an IT hero to your older fam or live long enough to see yourself become the boomer.